#fieryevans

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Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

[sms: Queen of the Universe] : I’m on my way i s2g[sms: Queen of the Universe] : I will be there Just got home getting dressed[sms: Queen of the Universe] : I know you don’t even want to go but I promise i                                                  will not make it worse by being late and leaving                                                    you temporarily dateless at your sister’s                                                              wedding[sms: Queen of the Universe] : And when the fuck did you change your name                                                     to Queen of the universe[sms: Queen of my Universe] : MY universe is more like it[sms: Queen of my Universe] : Okay, be there in five love you xoxox

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Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[sms: firecracker] : Yuo’er so pritty[sms: firecracker] : How do you do that with yuor face lils[sms: firecracker] : I love you[sms: firecracker] : Oh I wsant supposed to tell you that[sms: firecracker] : whatvver i dnt care i lve you[sms: firecracker] : i love love love lve you[sms: firecracker] : I am being yelled at for txting youuuu[sms: firecracker] : but u knw me my lilyflower snicklefritzz princess[sms: firecracker] : I am a rebellll[sms: firecracker] : whn are you coming back from  the loooooo[sms: firecracker] : My lap is coooool[sms: firecracker] :  d[sms: firecracker] : come backk[sms: firecracker] : look you’re backkkk[sms: firecracker] : stop wiggling i seawr i fcki[sms: firecracker] : wanna go back to the lpo

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Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[sms: Snicklefritz] : Okay, so remember this morning, when you were telling me                                about the VCR?[sms: Snicklefritz] : Let’s say, hypothetically, of course[sms: Snicklefritz] :  That someone, not me, stuck a peanut butter and jelly                                       sammie in there and it got stuck[sms: Snicklefritz] : How would one, not me, hypothetically, get it out without                                     using magic?

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Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[sms: LOML] : I really hate to do this[sms: LOML] : Especially over text, i am the literal worst, I’m so sorry[sms: LOML] :  I can’t date you anymore, it just isn’t right[sms: LOML] : I can’t have a girlfriend when I’m getting married[sms: LOML] : I’m so sorry it had to be this way, please know I love you[sms: LOML] : Also, Sirius called dibs on best man like ten years ago, but                                prepare for a gladiator fight anyways, you know how the boys                             are[sms: LOML] : I’m on my way home, do we need anything, Future Mrs. Potter?

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Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[sms: Pad] : No, man, I don’t care, you gotta get over it[sms: Pad] : It’s her fucking birthday man, and she’s wanted one for a long time, so I’m gonna get it for her[sms: Pad] : So either.. get over your aversion to cats, or move out, or do                             something, but I swear to fucking Godric, man, if Padfoot hurts                           this kitten, or kidnap it and abandon it somewhere, she will never                       forgive you, amd I will 1000% be on her side[sms: Pad] : ........[sms: Pad] : I typed Pad for Padfoot... I have to change your name in my                                phone again[sms: Lillerina] : I would never buy you a kitten, not once, not ever[sms: Lillerina] : And even if I did, it would never be orange, or in the bathtub,                            waiting for later when we do presents. Happy birthday!                                        *line of kissy emojis*

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