Dec 1, 2019
You’re Going Down
God, all-knowing, was already preparing to battle this fiend upon my arrival. How impressive He is in all His omniscience! I’m happy to say that I was greeted with friends who praised my return as the last angel faithful among the faithless. God too has praised me for my service, and I now walk side by side with my brothers to begin battle and put a stop to this rebellion once and for all. Satan says worshipping God is servitude, but the only servitude would be serving a corrupt leader like him! Better back down, Satan, if you know what’s good for you. We have chariots and fiery steeds at the ready!!