#fifinicious

[marzipanilla]

Don't overheat them either. They won't hold an edge worth a damn.

What? plaster?

[tarysande]

You know, I always headcanon my femshep to be Elli Quinn.

Elli would make a fabulous Commander Shepard :)

*files Elli Shepard away for later, since that might have to be an experiment that happens at some point*

[dontiform]

David: ragnar flies away with an elephant

ragnar roc

ragnar licks a battery

ragnar shock

me: ragnar herds sheep

ragnar flock

David: ragnar breaks the sound barrier

ragnar mach

me: ragnar is armed

ragnar glock

David: ragnar readies an arrow

ragnar nock

ragnar ambushes a gnu

ragnar croc

ragnar is full of lies

ragnar crock

me: ragnar fixes the tiles in his bathroom

ragnar caulk

ragnar goes to a star trek convention

ragnar spock

[dontiform]

me: and for alternative pronunciations!

ragnar plays chess

ragnar rook

ragnar pesters athelstan

ragnar irk

David: ragnar needs to know the time

ragnar clock

ragnar is done sailing today

ragnar dock

me: ragnar makes fun of athelstan's hair

ragnar mock

David: ragnar gets in athelstan's way

ragnar block

me: ragnar has an impressive manhood

...

David: ragnar penis?

that doesn't rhyme at all

ragnar tries finger painting

ragnar smock

me: ragnar goes to a pawn shop

ragnar hawk

David: ragnar would like to come inside now

ragnar knock

me: ragnar wears a dress

ragnar frock

David: ragnar plays the piano

ragnar bach

ragnar is taken aback

ragnar balk

me: ragnar goes for a stroll

ragnar walk

ragnar cooks japanese food

ragnar wok

David: ragnar joins football team

ragnar jock

ragnar goes swimming in scotland

ragnar loch

me: ragnar checks out his wife

ragnar gawk

David: ragnar causes the end of the world

...

me: welp

[dontiform]

ghrawrrrrrr