Apr 30, 2018
Fifty shades of grey
All I can say is that I stopped watching after 20min and never even planned to read the books. I've renamed it fifty shades of NO. That's all I'll say about this film. 😤
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Fifty shades of grey
All I can say is that I stopped watching after 20min and never even planned to read the books. I've renamed it fifty shades of NO. That's all I'll say about this film. 😤
When even this man can't make this shower of shite sexy. I like that he holds it in, yet communicates amusement through the medium of his eyebrows. 😂
They made a mistake not casting Mads Mikkelsen in Fifty Shades of Grey.
But then again, no one can save that shitty script and book.
HIndi naman kami nasabihang kailangan ng mga legal documents para sa Fifty Shades. Ade sana sa NBI at NSO muna kami pumila diba. Hahahahaaaay. Sayang di nakita ni Keaney pwet ni Grey. Hahahahaha. Ayos lang saraaaap naman ng Surf Burger and Bar Baler Waves (kung pano man ayos nyan). Tapos nakakakilig pa mga kanta nung live band. Kahit wala naman akong kinakakiligan. Wala dun. Hahahaha. Sulit! Di nga lang kami nakakanta. All the single ladies, all the single ladies. Wahaahahaha. Wala din pala sina Ruzette, Ela at Raine. :( Next time! Happy Valentine's!!!
I'll be totally honest, the biggest issue I have with Fifty Shades of Shit is neither the sex nor the horrible writing. It's the plot. Thin as it is, it's still there, its core message being that, given enough time, you can change someone. While I don't have any problem with this if all you're trying to do is help them to lose weight or quit smoking, when you're talking about an emotionally and (dangerously close to) physically abusive relationship, sending that kind of message is ridiculous and irresponsible. Christian is controlling, possessive, condescending, and cruel. He doesn't allow Ana to behave as she normally would, and Ana just puts up with it, insistent that if she can give him what he wants, when he wants, as often as he wants, she can eventually begin to pull his strings. Will it work? In the books, probably. In real life? No. Almost never. How many idiotic, weak women are going to waste their lives on some emotionally retarded prick because they've read shit like this and think this kind of fucked-up fairytale will come true for them? I've known women with this mentality. "Oh, he's so dark and dangerous and threatening, but he's got a sad, lonely side, and if I could just figure out what's wrong, I could change him!"
Katrina Lumsden
http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215
