Thanks to vitaminpusher for tagging me
Rule one: Always post the rules.
Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.
Rule three: Tag people and link them to the post.
Rule four: Actually tell people you’ve tagged them. (don’t feel obligated to do this, too.)
1. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
There is a whole slew of things I wish I could change about myself, but I suppose the one I wish for most would be to make myself less insecure.
2. What are you most selfish about?
I am very selfish when it comes to people paying attention to me. If I don't have your full attention 100% of the time I will whine like a little baby
3. What is the first line of the last book you read?
"Mr. Utterson the lawyer was a man of a rugged countenance, that was never lighted by a smile; cold, scanty, and embarrassed in discourse; backward in sentiment; lean, long, dusty, dreary, and yet somehow lovable." ~The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and Other Tales of Terror
4. What is your dream career?
A career in astrophysics!!!!
5. What is your most vivid memory from early childhood?
????? I guess it was on 9/11 (I was only 3) which was the first time I remember feeling pure terror--my mother was frantically calling everyone we knew trying to get in touch with my father, who was working nearby the World Trade Center that day, and she was crying hysterically. No one would tell me what was going on and I was scared as hell.
6. Tell me a quick story of your choosing.
There once was a man from Nantucket
that's all you need to know.
7. What is your view on religion?
I am Atheist, and find religion worthless and illogical. However, religion is comforting for many people and is a method of release, so I try to be open-minded about it. As long as people understand the difference between religious teachings an scientific fact, do not force their beliefs on others, and do not refuse to believe scientific principles because they fear the wrath of God, they can worship whomever and whatever they like.
8. Who do you share your home with, and who would you kick out if you had to remove one person?
I live with my parents, older brother, cat, and two dogs. I would totally kick out my mom (sry [not sry])
9. Describe your dream outfit.
Oh my God I don't even know
A red satin gown complete with elbow length gloves would be sexy as hell tbh
10. What is the creepiest thing you’ve ever experienced?
on Valentine's Day last year i was eating a lollipop in English class and was just zoning out and noticed my teacher was staring at me and we made eye contact and he just smiled and winked at me really creepily but no one else even saw it omfg it was the worst thing ever i still dont even know if that really happened or I just imagined it
11. What EXACTLY is the function of a rubber duck?
A few questions of my own. . .
1. What fictional character, actor/actress, or band member(s) do you secretly have a crush on?
2. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go on vacation and why?
3. What color are your bedroom curtains?
4. If you were starving, would you allow yourself to succumb to cannibalism?
5. What is the name of your pet(s)?
6. Describe your dream home.
7. Write a 20 words poem.
8. What do you want most out of life?
9. What is your favorite song?
11. What word do you always have trouble spelling/pronouncing?