Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Redemption Bracket — Round 3−1
Who is sexier?
Onuris
Kian Stone
Propaganda
Onuris (Find the Path: The Mummy's Mask):
(i'm not done with the podcast yet but here's what i know) Onuris was exiled (?) from his noble family, went to the desert, died and came back and became a cleric. He's a 25-year-old in a party of 17-19 year-olds and always sighs when they do something dumb. He is also canonically pretty good looking iirc. He's half blind and has a pet falcon (he likes birds)
Kian Stone (Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou)
WHOEVER SUBMITTED KIAN DID HIM ABSOLUTELY DIRTY WITHOUT PUTTING PROPAGANDA IN. KIAN STONE, BEAUTIFUL TALL BLOND MAN. PINK TIPS IN HIS HAIR. BEAUTIFUL KIND BLUE EYES. WEARS MAKEUP ON THE DAILY. CARRIES A GUITAR AND SIMULTANEOUSLY USES IT AS A WEAPON/CRASH PROTECTION. IS NAKED FOR MOST OF THE SHOW. HAS BEAUTIFUL TATTOOS ON HIS HANDS AND CHEST AND SEVERAL PIERCINGS
"well that doesnt sound appealing thats just a guy" Hold On ☝️ this part contains spoilers BUT:
EPISODE 3 HE GETS TURNED INTO A GIANT SPINDLY BUG MONSTER WITH WIRES AND FLESH ON HIS CHWST HE PLAYS LIKE A GUITAR. SHOUTOUT MONSTERFUCKERS. also he talks in 80s slang and pretends to be a rockstar when hes actually a stockbroker so theres that. hes also canonically awful at driving 🩷. he could also be transgender if you want him to be. have you seen him. anyway KIAN STONE MY LOVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
















