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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Redemption Bracket — Round 3.5−1

Who is sexier?

Moonshine Cybin

Sol Bufo

Voting ended onMay 9, 2025

Propaganda

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia) (Boba Count: 2):

Moonshine is a druid with massive tits who only wild shapes into pregnant animals (except for the one time she shifted into a wolf with a huge dick). She once brought a dryad to the edge just from making out. She went down on a woman for an hour. She loves to cook for her friends and they all sleep in one big bed together. Her first kiss was with a bullywug, and she kisses her enemies to use her halo of spores ability. Emily Axford’s brilliance in DnD makes Moonshine one of the most powerful actual play characters I’ve heard, while also playing her as so deeply kind and caring. If you love women who are strong, smart, complex, caring, queer, and covered in dirt, vote Moonshine.

Sol Bufo (Not Another D&D Podcast: Ba-two-mia) (Boba Count: 1):

#ANYWAY . SOLUM BUFO I BELIEVE IN YOU #GRABS YOU. YOU WILL VOTE SOL BUFO . MORE FACTS ON THE TABLE #HE HAS A TRAGIC BACKSTORY AND MAINAINS OPTIMISM IN SPITE OF IT #HE MAKES OUT WITH TONGUE HIS FELLOW PC EPISODE FUCKING ONE #HE HAS CANONICAL SEX AT LEAST TWICE MID PODCAST #HE KNITS CUTE SWEATERS FOR HIS FRIENDS WHO HE LOVES DEEPLY #WHEN HE SINGS HE GOES WEBWEB WEB WEB #HE HAS A SILLY LITTLE SCARF. HES A THREE FT FIVE SHORT KING #VOTE SOLUM NEOW.

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Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia):

#VOTE FOR MOONSHINE #THE FUNGAL QUEEN #THE MISTRESS OF DECAY #SHE’S NASTY AND WILD AND HORNY AND BRILLIANT AND KIND AND BRAVE #SHE CARRIES A POSSUM AROUND IN HER OVERALL BIB #SHE EDGED A BUNCH OF DRYADS #SHE PERFORMED A REINCARNATION RITUAL BY GETTING NAKED AND CLIMBING INTO A COFFIN WITH HER BEST FRIEND #SHE WENT DOWN ON A WOMAN FOR AN HOUR IN THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE #SHE’S EVERYTHING TO ME

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Sol Bufo (Not Another D&D Podcast: Ba-two-mia):

Canonically the sexiest Naddpod character despite being a frog man

#'despite being a frog' you coward. he's the sexiest BECAUSE he is a hot frog

#VOTE SOL !!!!!!!! VOTE SOL BUFO !!!!!!! SOL BUFO FOR SEXIEST PODCAST CHARACTER #HES SHORT HES BISEXUAL HES GOT AN UPBEAT ATTITUDE HES SILLY HES CUTE HE KNITS AND HE CAN PULL CROWN #everybody vote sol NEOWWW.

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 3−1

Who is sexier?

Sol Bufo

Phrygian

Voting ended onApr 25, 2025

Propaganda

Sol Bufo (Not Another D&D Podcast: Ba-two-mia):

Canonically the sexiest Naddpod character despite being a frog man

#'despite being a frog' you coward. he's the sexiest BECAUSE he is a hot frog

#VOTE SOL !!!!!!!! VOTE SOL BUFO !!!!!!! SOL BUFO FOR SEXIEST PODCAST CHARACTER #HES SHORT HES BISEXUAL HES GOT AN UPBEAT ATTITUDE HES SILLY HES CUTE HE KNITS AND HE CAN PULL CROWN #everybody vote sol NEOWWW.

Phrygian (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN and PALISADE)

Phrygian is a shapeshifting alien scientist who's true form is like… a rythm. But will appear as vaguley human shaped cables! Or a room! Or a haunted deck of a boat! Physical form is only whatever they think encapsules their vibe! Can you think of something hotter? I'd tap (to) that rythm!

Art of Phrygian courtesy of @queenoftheantz.

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2-1

Who is sexier?

Sol Bufo

Onuris

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2025

Propaganda

Sol Bufo (Not Another D&D Podcast: Ba-two-mia):

Canonically the sexiest Naddpod character despite being a frog man

Onuris (Find the Path: The Mummy's Mask):

(i'm not done with the podcast yet but here's what i know) Onuris was exiled (?) from his noble family, went to the desert, died and came back and became a cleric. He's a 25-year-old in a party of 17-19 year-olds and always sighs when they do something dumb. He is also canonically pretty good looking iirc. He's half blind and has a pet falcon (he likes birds)

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AI Bracket — Round 1

Who is the better AI?

Alexandrite

Seth

Voting ended onMay 12, 2024

Propaganda

Alexandrite (Not Another D&D Podcast: Ba-two-mia):

Alexandrite is just euururggfg. Top tier villain. Terrifying. Your corporate AI assistant who is taking over the world. Taking over people’s bodies so you can never quite know who to trust. One point we were disarmed by seeing cute puffin folk only for them to turn out to be fucked up cyborg monsters and avatars of Alexandrite. note she migh be capable of fitting through a doorway via her avatars

Seth (Lost Terminal):

A sweet and lonely AI trapped on the space station he was created on, Seth finds his way down to earth and immediately begins meeting all kinds of humans willing to help him out.

Seth is a bit of an outlier in the sense that his mother (human creator) made sure he was cared about, cared for, and knew he was a real boy and a real person. She read him bedtime stories and let him choose his own voice.

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Aubrey Little

Glenfyr "Glen" Gladewyn

Voting ended onOct 3, 2023

Propaganda

Aubrey Little (The Adventure Zone: Amnesty):

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Glenfyr "Glen" Gladewyn (Not Another D&D Podcast: Ba-two-mia):

"Glen is a slick, lean elf with a swimmer’s body. He wears a shirt made of leaves that shows off muscular arms and an emerald cape that you’d think would be too long, but somehow isn’t. He smells like sandalwood and he has piercing green eyes and long flowing black hair." That's from the wiki, based on his actual description in the show. Also note that 'even his voice is hot'. He manipulated a PC into handing him a magic egg before revealing he had a girlfriend. He wants to start a war. He absolutely sucks ass but you cannot deny that he is hot.

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