#finds this

[electrivolt]

threatening volkner with this when he forgets to eat breakfast

"..."

"WHAT THE HELL!!" He's been eating just fine!! What does this even mean, Roark!!!

[referentblood]

"I know you seem to usually wear blue, but I really do think black would suit you. Also slicking your hair back." Mors nods sagely. "I think your boyfriends will like it."

"no i don't think they will."

[titanouss-blog]

stumblinghope

[3:42am on Wednesday]

"Hallo Professor I've been having a little problem lately, you've been so kind I just need to ask a favor.  I- I think I need help remembering something and I heard you might be able to help?  

"Did I mention I was working a missing person's case or not to you? its part of the deal that has me working with Erik at any rate.  I need to remember in as much detail as possible one afternoon before they all went missing.  I need to remember.  All I can remember is looking the night afterwards when I woke up but the day before isn't very clear.

"It's been years so no real surprise there but if you'd care to give it a go please call me back at this number," 

[sol1loqu1st]

wAIT

i've definitely told her that intps are cool people

what if shes just trying to compliment me bc she knows i have no idea how to even respond to anything else

NOOOOOOOO

[mosaicscale]

[grabs you and kisses you on the back of your neck] You've got the kissing disease!! spread it by kissing the next ten people on your dash.

i've caught it