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phantomrose96

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

pollsnatural

I think Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who should cooperate and revive at the same time.

pollsnatural

Maybe they should come back as a crossover

#GOD IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

I have decided to go on a quest to destroy the My Immune System. girl stop attacking ME it's VIRUS you want

this pride month we should all get old and fat and hairy and ugly and cringey

niceinchnails

moghedien

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

#to be fair: That We Know Of #it wouldn't surprise me if there was an extinct whale (or other sea creature) that was bigger #it also wouldn't surprise me if there Wasn't #I do not acknowledge the possibility of a land creature bigger in mass than a blue whale.

gayasscommie-deactivated2017090

man paying off my credit card debt feels fucking impossible. I haven't done the math but like. I am legitimately not making enough money to afford rent and groceries rn and I'm basically just paying interest on my credit cards. And since I'm freelance now I'm going to owe money on taxes and I don't even know how to do all of that lol

slept for a full day yesterday and yet I am STILL SICK??? BOOOO

if-i-was-a-wyrm

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

dovvvvv

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

brozil

i still have no idea what charli xcx, leon kennedy and adderall are

bruzum

if this was bjork everyone would shit on their hands & clap

crow-caller

Id be failing myself and everyone if I didn't mention this was made for Modelland and audio wise perfectly encapsulates that book. I'm so wild for Modelland it is true pure art and also sucks so bad. But sucks in a "The Room" kind of way which is very difficult for literature to achieve.

I have a long-ass in depth review which comes in text or video and I recommend it if you want to go mad

From the moment I began reading Modelland, I found myself unable to adequately explain what it was like. This continued through all 600 or s

#crying what is this

also I randomly have a sore throat and fucked up sinuses and I'm hoping it's just like, allergies and I'm not sick???? because like, I have shit to do lmao

I've started doing a little bit of exercise since I'm no longer experiencing the Worst Chronic Illness Symptoms Of My Life (crossing my fingers...) and Hi, I have literally 0 stamina

#I'm going to try to keep at it because like. it is better to do jumping jacks for like 10 seconds than to not do any jumping jacks lmao