MISTER frankenstein was a punk ass bitch

nick | 26 | any pronouns | queer, neurodivergent, white american | many hills to die on

[sol1loqu1st]

man moving to the midwest is so uncomfortable sometimes because some people are SO ready to talk shit about southerners as soon as they hear I'm from the south. normally I just play along because I left tennessee for a reason but like, I am genuinely sick of the Uneducated Incest Hick Jokes wait post cancelled because now I'm torn between continuing this as a serious post and turning it into a joke by making the true statement, "That's my uneducated incest hick family you're insulting you bastard"

[gauntletqueen]

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[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

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[snoleopard7]

[2-point-5]

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

[basilpaste]

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[2-point-5]

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

[2-point-5]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[sol1loqu1st]

help my beloved mutuals are reblogging my quesadilla from people who aren't me #MyFamousQuesadilla

[lakemojave]

Who wants to be narrative foils together

[lakemojave]

With tongue

[furryprovocateur]

[sol1loqu1st]

been thinking about how I could improve Sunless and the only answer my brain is giving me is "give Clarke a gun arm." like ok I guess that would be kind of thematically resonant! we're also not beating the bucky barnes allegations! is the gun arm going to be relevant to the plot in any way or just give him something concrete to fuel his autonomy-based angst? do we need the gun arm? and of course the answer my brain is providing me is Yes, we do absolutely need the gun arm, and frankly the fact that I thought it would work without Clarke's Gun Arm is proof that I don't know what I'm doing! so I guess I'm giving Clarke a gun arm.

[whatcha-thinkin]

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[sol1loqu1st]

For some reason my youtube has been overrun with celebrity gossip and I don't normally care about this shit but also Why Is Ariana Not In The Hospital. she is dying of an eating disorder. if her organs aren't failing already they are about to. every single person in her life who is allowing this to happen is directly culpable in her eventual death or disability. like I genuinely think she's a shit person given all the racefaking and as a celebrity whose fans are predominantly teen girls she has a RESPONSIBILITY to not glamorize eating disorders and she is choosing to do it anyway!! so I honestly don't care about her I think she's shit. but I am pissed off at all of the people in her life that do care about her and the society that we all live in. people are screaming and cheering for a woman being murdered live onstage and it makes me sick

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[pollsnatural]

I think Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who should cooperate and revive at the same time.

[pollsnatural]

Maybe they should come back as a crossover

[sol1loqu1st]

I have decided to go on a quest to destroy the My Immune System. girl stop attacking ME it's VIRUS you want

[sol1loqu1st]

this pride month we should all get old and fat and hairy and ugly and cringey

[niceinchnails]

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today