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If I eat myself will i be twice as big? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
You’ll be dead!
Bubble wrap!
No, pawns exclusively!
Allons-y!
Ask Cousin Oskaar!!!
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Because he was a dick!
Betty White!
Because he’s a shell fish bastard!
No, she drinks to forget!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
Because despite your best efforts people will never appreciate you enough!
The Bubonic Plague!
You have failed, like the #2 pencil!
Yes!!!
Only if it's an alter? Aren't they all technically alternates? Hmmmm.
There is usually one main personality present!
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation? If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? Why do kamikazes wear helmets? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
He kept them with the unicorns!
Lockdowns!
Only if it’s an alter!
How do you lay half an egg!
For safety!
If you had cheek bones like his youd wanna show em off too!!!
Tea like the drink or like Tayuh? Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? Do fish get thirsty? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Tayuh!!!!
Hummingbirds hum because they’re always up to some hoodrat shit and wanna sound inconspicuous!
Fish are always thirsty that’s why they’re always going glub glub glub!!!
She didn’t bathe, that’s why they dropped a house on her stanky ass lmao
Though it’s technically illegal to shoot at tourists, it is morally acceptable!
Oh, hi. What's your name? What do you like to do for fun? What impact do you wish to have on the world? Do you think that lizards and turtles can cohabitate? Do you think the sky should always be sunset colors? Do you think clouds have feelings? (I'm just kidding on that last one, I was trying to make you laugh.)
My name is Tea :^)
I hang out with my dear best friend and her family or with my boo
I don’t hope to have an impact on the world, but I hope I leave a lasting positive impact on those I love
I don’t know much about turtles or lizards except theyre cute and I want a thousand of each
Yes especially if they’re Arizona sunset colors oh god
Yes! Of course clouds have feelings silly!
My Tumblr Crushes:
ohgressfuriosa
peep-toe-shoes
agelesswriter
paternalpadfoot
findyourtruecalling
insanityofdanyi
annavonsyfert
bibliophilicwitch
wildfirewinchester
