send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: sasuke definitely, naruto couldn’t care less
whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping: naruto
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: naruto
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: both, naruto would try & think it’s funny until he’d succeed, & sasuke probably would do it v rarely without meaning to??
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: sasuke
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: sasuke, naruto gets mild hangovers & he’s never really grumpy while having one
argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: NARUTO
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: sasuke, naruto probably doesnt even have $200
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema: sasuke, naruto wouldn’t mind sharing but he’d eat most of it