#finnie's ocs

[finniestoncrane]

hey while i'm still thinking about connie, please look upon this beautiful art by @soft-remy it is SO SWEET!! i NEVER explore the dynamic of eddie being openly desperate for her and it has opened my eyes up to so many potential plots for them >:3c 💚🩷💚💜💚🩷💚

[finniestoncrane]

working out connie’s sexual/romantic history in chronological order of her partners just so i can make sure to fantasise about them all individually and equally!! also i want to hurt her. over and over and over and over and over again u-u

harley quinn: a LOT of experimenting while they were roommates at college

john economos: they made out at a party

johnny charisma: she blew him in his dressing room

guy gardner: one night stand babyyy gotta get those fat girl numbers up

george harkness: long term boyfriend

guy gardner: one night stand

bane: short term boyfriend

george harkness: rebound fling

edward nigma: FUCKING FINALLY

[finniestoncrane]

OC SHIP ART LMAOOOOO it's over for me by the way, if anyone cares. my predictable idiot arse should be taken outside and shot

[finniestoncrane]

she's stressing those men again. well, that one guy. the others are doing ok

[finniestoncrane]

Dunno if you're still doing it buttttt fragrance trend with Connie 👀 ?

Aka please give us more Connie info because I think they are neat !

ooooooh i am going to do this one before i get started on the others because i am blushing and giddy!! 💚💚💚

for better or for worse that poor beast is ME so these are my smells that are canonical to connie!! i think i smell sweet and fruity, but i like having it a bit muted and mature

➸ 90s cherry spray - this is precious to me so i use it infrequently ➸ jimmy choo - my second favourite perfume ➸ good girl - absolute favourite top of the list!! ➸ sticky dates - i love to be hungry all the time ➸ dirty - this is the cleanest i will ever smell ➸ tropical oasis - my whole bedroom reeks of this

and these are smells i think are unique to connie and her situation!!

➸ toy 2 bubble gum - she's definitely sweeter than me ➸ jungle fantasy - because i had to!! my watermelon gal!! ➸ industrial sabotage - burnt wires and ruined machinery... oops ➸ underground vibes - weed and raves and subterranean vibes

[finniestoncrane]

👐 more oc content i’m cramming down your throat and up your bum if you ask nicely 💚

[finniestoncrane]

did a picrew and now i am languishing over the prospect of eddie creating connie in a lab. little part robot bean who he formed out of spare robotic limbs and uh... body parts he sourced. making his perfect little assistant and accidentally making her very attractive to him ("wow, nigma! you created life. what's with the uh... y'know..." "the what?" "the... chubby belly. and the tits. did it need tits?" "THEY WERE NECESSARY TO THE FORM SHUT UP NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!")

[finniestoncrane]

one final birthday post for the evening before I am accused of milking it past the end of the day in 30 minutes lol

look at what @letshaveadepressionparty made me lmaoooooo everyone say thank you Gus Gus for the most accurate depiction of Connie and Eddie’s dynamic in their natural habitat 🙂‍↕️💚