Oh! When I saw that Victor zsasz was on the list I knew what I wanted. Need some love so why not from that beauty?
Cheer this heartbroken babe up. 💔
🎀I'm not in love.🎀
🎀 No. 2: I'm Not In Love 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons for how they fall in love with you and how/when they tell you
a/n: kjjlklkjasd FINALLY some good fuckin food 💚 (i just really love him and i wanted more of him, also i picked gotham zsasz, my chihuahua boy)
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🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
victor is a surprisingly soft boy! but he's not out actively looking for love, it's the kind of thing that just happens
maybe you both reach for the same antique knife
or you're both stocking up on the same ammunition
both of you order the exact same ice cream/sauce/sprinkle combo when you're at the counter
meet-cutes are definitely a way to get his attention, and he's lost in your love pretty much immediately
in his line of work everything has to be fast and quick, and that goes for relationships too
you never know when someone's going to murder you, it could even be him
so you have to live every moment like it could potentially be your last, seize the day and all that
and he lives by that motto
so he'll be seizing you, taking you in his arms and telling you there's no point in delaying happiness when he could whisk you off to some romantic spot (for a contract killing) and romance you enough in one night to last a lifetime
which again, there's no telling how long a lifetime is, so...
Congrats on your milestone! Could I get atomic with Dano! Riddler pls? Thank you 💖💖
🎀 No.6: Atomic 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons on what the first time you have sex is like
a/n: thank you star! 💚
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🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
he's the type of person who would organise it, down the last minute details
he'd spend a lot of time preparing himself, tidying up his apartment, practising any skills that might be required
and he'd be so strict on reinforced, constantly expressed consent
like he knows that when it feels like the right time (which according to his calculations, is actually four dates into a relationship and only if you know a specific amount of information about your potential partner) he'll make sure you're good to go
he's got checklists, it's like a set menu
and then, because he's the world's most unfortunate boy
none of that actually goes to plan, which is probably for the best
your first time with him is definitely a spur of the moment thing
mostly because as much as he wants to plan and organise
he'll never be bold enough to implement any of that with you
he talks a big game, he's got everything in theory
but practically? uh-uh
so it's down to a sweet kiss, which escalates
maybe a fumbling hand trying to hold your shoulder or waist
and then sliding down to your hips
with no intention of anything else but just caressing you
until the moment takes him and he's on you, deep, passionate kisses and desperate, clinging touches
he'll pull back, look into your eyes and ask you if you want to
y'know... with him... right now
only continuing if you have an enthusiastic yes for him
it's one of those moments where he learns you can't plan for everything
inevitably, fate comes into play
but his touch and his lust are far better expressed when they're improvised it turns out
he's actually... good at this?
gentle, but the exact right amount of passion
his efforts at foreplay taking inspiration from his research, but very loosely, like he's actually paying attention to how your body reacts
and he makes sure you cum, either with him or after he has, depending on what you need
no second round, he has to keep this perfect, quit while he's ahead
but you're in for a night of tight, almost smothering spooning
and a giggly, awkward morning with coffee and frozen pastries
Here's the second one! 5 with Yj riddler! Congrats again!
🎀 No. 5: Close To Me 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons on what a first date with them would be like
a/n: oh this is a good one, thank you for letting me be cute with him 💚
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🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
this soft bag of bones is FINALLY getting to put all of his planning and daydreaming to use
so you better believe it's going to be the best and most organised first date ever
first of all, he's planned it during the day, when most people are at work (crowds scare him) and kids are at school (children scare him and have been known to beat him senseless for his villainy)
and both of them were likely to be at the various places you're going today, first of which is, dun-da-da-dun
the arcade!
gives him a chance to show off how using his intellect, even the physical games can be beaten
he'll hold your hand the whole way round, share a slushie with two straws, and he'll have enough tickets by the end to win you whatever you want from the prize wall
yeah, that's right baby, anything you want, he's got game
then after that, the cinema to see a movie that's cute and fun
probably something animated, NOT a superhero movie under any circumstances
he'll maybe even choose something dramatic or romantic, or even a horror
whatever he chooses, it's something he's researched profusely to make sure he won't cry or jump or laugh too hard at
the last thing he wants is to embarrass himself in front of you
especially because the movie theatre is part of his plan for physical contact
he booked the back seats specifically
yeah he'll tell you it's for the acoustics or for the privacy of not being disturbed by noisy eaters
but it's very obvious what the plan was when he does the old "yawn-and-stretch" routine, putting his arm around you and pulling you in
and yet he'll still freak out if you snuggle up to him or put your hand on him anywhere
such a dork
for food, he's picked somewhere that serves standard meals
nothing too fancy or experimental
he likes straightforward options and not too many of them, otherwise he gets confused and stressed
he likes to order for you, but not in a "i'll choose what you have" way, more of a "tell him what you want and he'll be a very brave boy and try not to stutter when he asks the wait staff for it" kind of way
and please, let him feed you dessert with a spoon, he's been looking forward to it all day
he'll insist you walk home, or if you're too tired, take a cab and then walk you to your door
he won't push for a kiss, you'll have to make that move
but once he has his lips on yours, he'll find it hard to let go
maybe, if he's feeling brave enough, a hand at the back of your head, or on your waist
just so you know he's definitely into this
which you could tell by the little mewling noises and the sweat that has formed on his forehead and palms when he pulls away
#2 with capullo riddler? I want to see the panic over unrecognizable feelings, he probably thinks it's heartburn at first fjdjdj
🎀 No. 2: I'm Not In Love 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons for how they fall in love with you and how/when they tell you
a/n: this is PERFECT omg 💚
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🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
his first clue that something is deeply, deeply wrong is that he enjoys spending time with you
like usually he's a "love" you and leave you kinda guy
but he's hovering around long after you're done in bed, sitting on your couch, watching you go about your day
i mean it's not so bad, he's not offering to help you clean or cook or anything
until suddenly he is, and he realises he went out of his way to offer to help you
he's a logical man, a scientific brain and an intellectual mind, but he's not unconvinced that you aren't some kind of witch who has placed him under a spell
or given the physical reactions he has to you other than a standard erection and a desire to rut (sweating palms/forehead, clammy skin, stuttering, increased heart rate, funny, tight feeling in his chest) he was convinced he was dying, either randomly or by your hand
so he snuck in while you were out to check for poison and there wasn't any BUT he's glad he checked either way...
either way, he'll try his hardest to put some distance between you
being rude, being cold, being downright nasty
but he finds himself crawling back with grovelling apologies each time, when he has never felt the need or urge to apologise for anything in his life before now
he'll spend days going over the evidence, trying to pinpoint when and why he started feeling this way
and he's not actually all that pleased when he realises he can trace it back to your laugh, when you made him feel like he was funny and charming, not just smart
he didn't think it was worth it to have other attributes, but there he was revelling in it
in fact, it felt better than being the smartest man in the world, because you seemed to value that more
it's doubtful he'll ever tell you how he feels
if he does, it'll be a quick mumble, a kind of "iguessiloveyou" before he changes the subject quickly
he might even say it to you in the throes of passion, while you're having sex, at least that way he can blame it on the moment
but it secretly feels good to share that secret with you
Congrats on 1k! This will be 1 of 2 [don't want to spam]
So uh, hit me with 2 with gotham! Riddler.
🎀 No. 2: I'm Not In Love 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons for how they fall in love with you and how/when they tell you
a/n: lucky you can send in as many requests as you want! ;-; 💚
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🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
his crush develops almost instantly
you're nice to him, sweet and kind
you listen! which isn't something most other people do
and you tolerate his riddles, in fact it's more than that, you seem to actually enjoy them!
looking through the data, he can tell exactly when he fell in love with you
it was something in the way you smiled at him, answering his riddle and looking so proud of yourself
because you wanted him to be proud or impressed, you wanted to seem worthy of him
no one's really went to that effort before, everyone assumes they're better than him
so to find someone who thinks they're an equal, even though they're definitely far better than him
it's overwhelming, really. gives him a dry mouth, but in a good way? if that's a thing...
you might suspect that he's developed feelings for you long before he actually finds the courage to tell you
his affections are awkward for sure
leaving you little notes and riddles
bringing you lunch and sweet treats, often ones he's made himself
and flowers? forget about it! your workplace, your apartment
they might as well be botanical gardens the way he's been sending you bouquets
it might seem like a good idea for you to make the first move
but anytime you try, he gets too nervous, sweating and stuttering and running to go and tend to some ridiculous excuse
it feels wrong to him that you would be the first to say something
he wants to woo you, to be extra romantic with it
something that'll make you feel as wonderful as you really are
even at the risk of having you realise you could do better...
Number 2 on your playlist with AK Scarecrow, please?
🎀 No. 2: I'm Not In Love 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons for how they fall in love with you and how/when they tell you
a/n: aye aye boss u-u
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🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
i think jon would be well aware that he was falling for someone
he'd already be well aware of the potential to feel something more for you, it wouldn't hit him by surprise
he's surprisingly open emotionally, and he's romantic and soft at his core
so while he's not actively looking for love, he's not avoiding it either
and something in the way you look at him, unflinching
staring into his eyes, not put off like most people are
the way you speak to him so honestly and vulnerably, unafraid of what he is, at least what people think he is
it's enough to have him dreaming of you while he works, thinking of you, planning ways to be with you, scheming about how to get you alone
once he's certain that he cares for you deeply, he'll let the emotions settle in, enjoying them before he makes them concrete
there's something similar to fear as love, if you keep it undisclosed, to yourself, it's more powerful
when you share it though, it's beautiful
so he wouldn't take too long to tell you how he feels
and he wouldn't do it in an overly dramatic way
taking your hands and telling you exactly how he feels would be his method of choice
which is more romantic anyway, just him and his feelings, bare and honest and giving themselves to you
If you're still doing the 1k event, No.6 with Arkham Scarecrow, mayhaps? 👉👈 p.s. congrats! Your writing is always a delight
🎀 No.6: Atomic 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons on what the first time you have sex is like
a/n: thank you anon ;-; and please this would be delicious YES
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🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
look even if you're as subby as they come, much like myself, you're going to need to be the brave one here and take control
because lord knows jonathan won't
you think he's in a mental state to be capable of approaching someone and trying to bed them? absolutely not
he's rife with panic, self-issue images, rejection/social/general trauma too, so yeah, he's not about to open himself up to be laughed at by suggesting that someone sleeps with him
you'd need to approach him gently, slowly, offer him a lot of reassurance and physical affection first of all, let him know he's loved and appreciated, held in your arms regardless
eventually the passion will build up in him as he realises that you won't flinch at his touch
that you respond positively to when he grazes over your skin with his fingers
that you're happy to touch him back, grab at him to bring him closer to you
just to feel wanted, to know that you want his touch, his love, to have him inside of you and around him
The thought of No. 2 with BTAA!Scarecrow makes me feral, so may I request that? (Also I cannot express how happy I am for you having 1k! You deserve it!!)
🎀 No. 2: I'm Not In Love 🎀
give me a character and i'll write some headcanons for how they fall in love with you and how/when they tell you
a/n: yeah ok this was fun to write jesus, i love him and also thank you emi ;-; 💚
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🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k
falling in love is a lot like developing a phobia, at least he thinks so
the slow burn, the sort of recognition that something is a bit off, a bit different about this situation
your reaction to it is different to what you would expect
because there are similar situations, but this one just... gut punches you
and before you know it, it's on your mind. you're thinking about it constantly, wondering when it's going to show up, when that feeling is going to take over you
and then it's all-consuming. the only thing you ever think about, the only thing that you're bothered by, the only thing you can feel anymore
so naturally, he's obsessed with the idea of falling in love
the stresses that it brings, the nerves and anxiety, the fear of rejection, the fear of commitment. all of it so delicious
and he wouldn't hesitate to tell you at all
but he would make a bit of a game out of it
maybe invite you to his office, have you lay down on his couch
just while he explains to you the concept of love and the feelings he has and what you might expect from a relationship with him where both of you share these feelings as equals
and he'll take notes too, don't think he won't
you might leave your session a bit confused, but definitely intrigued
