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Who was the one to propose: Derek as a last ditch effort to keep her from leaving town, though he’d been holding onto the ring for a couple months waiting for things to get to an “okay” point without realizing that proposing would BE the “okay” point.
Who stressed more over wedding planning: Autumn. Derek tried to help, but he was more sentimental and ridiculous than she could tolerate.
Who decorated the house: Autumn. Derek helped, but it was difficult and at times, traumatic for him to pick out things for decoration.
Who is more organized: Derek. He doesn’t own much and has little tolerance for mess.
Who initiates bedroom fun: Derek, because he’s a big goof and tries to be romantic and also because he comes home from his self-assigned missions in a mood that he says is “horny” but really it’s a “let’s fuck so I stop thinking.”
Who suggested kids first: Autumn. Derek got overly emotional during the first several conversations about the topic, which made Autumn wary of bringing it up until Derek started bringing them up freely. Yep, them, because Derek wants all the kids.
Who’s more dominant: Derek. He absolutely has more control in the relationship, but that doesn’t mean he’s controlling Autumn. She just happens to look to him for guidance and he’s ready to offer it.
Who’s the cuddler: Autumn and she knows he secretly enjoys it when they hunker down in a nest of blankets together.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Reading to each other, especially poetry.
Who kills the spiders: Autumn probably kills more than Derek. Derek only kills them when necessary and ignores them otherwise.
Who falls asleep first: Autumn, almost always, because Derek often stays up thinking about everything and nothing.
Who is louder?: Autumn. Derek isn’t one to get vocal, but he especially enjoys make-up sex because Autumn is at her loudest when she’s angry.
Who is more experimental?: Autumn. It’s not that Derek isn’t experimental, he just tends to not suggest things because he wants to keep a balance and doesn’t always realize that sometimes you have to try something to new to keep things going good.
Do they fuck or make love?: Both. A lot of both. Fucking usually occurs at random moments around the house or even outdoors. Making love usually occurs in the bedroom when one of them is being romantic or one of them is in a needy headspace.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Derek. Usually in the shower, after his daily long run.
Who comes first?: Autumn because Derek has insane stamina and he has a fetish for seeing her come multiple times.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Derek only figures he’s better because of the way Autumn demands it. They both enjoy it but they also prefer to have only one of them going down at a time, i.e. not so big on the mutual oral-sex.
Who usually initiates things?: Autumn, overall. Derek may initiate bedroom fun, but overall, Autumn is the one who has to nudge him.
Who is more sensitive?: Autumn and they both know it, struggle with it, and come to terms with it because they know they have to in order to survive.
Who has the most patience?: Derek, surprisingly. Autumn is jumpy and a flight risk. Derek has to ground her and believes it’s the only thing he’s actually good at doing.
