CEO of the Dilf Association. A man aged like the finest french wine, made with grapes from the finest grape vine.
This man could tell me to jump and I'd ask how high with absolutely no hesitation. Brat tamer in the making. If you do somehow find the audacity to go against his word, trust you will be dealt with.
Those flame calloused, heat ridden, massive hands of his will put you right back in your lane. Just a singular smack on your ass cheek will have you begging for his mercy.
Captain Leonard Burns!!!!!
Who requires you to beg his stubborn ass for four to five business days to let you ride him.
Who finds amusement in watching you struggle to sink onto him, chuckling silently to himself as he sees your face contort slightly into one of concentration.
He watches you closely as you gyrate your hips up and down on him, his piercing eyes taking in every inch of your body.
The moment he feels you've adjusted well enough to him, and you've had your fun in control, he holds onto your hips and begins mercilessly pounding back into you. The fucked out look on your face only fueling him to go harder.
He's growling like a feral animal in your ear as he feels his release near. He sinks his teeth into your shoulder as thick ropes of his pleasure add to the tender warmth of your interior.
After he bathes your sore body, he slides into a fresh set of sheets with you lying atop his body. He sips a glass of whiskey as he listens intently to you complaining about how he took over despite agreeing to let you have the night in control.
He discretly licks his lips at you mentioning having to do this night all over again some other time cause you didn't manage to do everything you had set aside for him.
tw: dom/sub dynamics, dumbification, bj’s, jokers a switch, degradtion, temperature play, exhibitionist, breeding, soft sex
Pairings; Joker x black fem reader, Benimaru x black fem reader
A/n: I did not proofread, enjoy!
Before you, he wasn’t really with anyone so in the beginning he’s clumsy and awkward, doesn't know where to put his hands or where even your clit was but with a little patience and time, this man becomes ridiculously good.
He is a dom leaning switch, meaning that he likes to be in control most of the time but doesn’t mind when you take control however he’s very hesitant about it. If you can get Joker into a subspace without him feeling in danger or paranoid, just know that you’re never leaving him.
During these times, he enjoys being praised and pampered, your pillow prince. It’s something he’s never experienced before so it does take a lot to get him there.
He’s so into Temperature play just the thought of it gets him hard and then pair that with putting a blindfold on you? Literal heaven, he soaks in every little whine, gasp, cry with a grin.
His Favorite position is missionary only because he has easy access to your body, marking you up and not caring if you’d be able to cover or not. Joker is not only around especially during the daytime so seeing your chest and scattered with love bites makes his sense grow with a sense of pride and possessivenes.
And let’s not forget that he equally loves when you ride him, your boobs bouncing with every thrust, cunt swallowing his fat dick whole while you look down on him and moan out his name? He’s cumming in seconds. You’re too ethereal.
But with him being vanilla, he actually very much enjoys soft sex it’s just something about your soft whines and your breathes mingling in the air, slight desperation to be in each other’s arms. All of it gets him fired up
But don’t be mistaken because Joker is equally as much of a fan of breaking your back. He’d put you in a full nelson in a heartbeat and fuck you so good, you’d be creaming around dick in seconds.
Definitely likes eating pussy, he was bit clumsy in the beginning but once he got the hang out you best believe his face was your personal throne. It’s cute how you think you are in control on his face, he’ll hook his arms around your thighs till your screaming.
And when you get off him? He looks absolutely sinful with his hair flowing around him almost like a halo, his face covered in your slick and a half lidded smile on his face. It always make you wonder whose really the angel here.
He’ll make you hold your legs so he can pull his back into a ponytail while he watches his cock slide in and out of your pretty pussy, pulling out to rub his dick over your clit before pushing back in with a groan.
“Fuck I never get tired of your perfect body angel”
Benimaru
Benimaru is a menace to society and even more of a fiend to you
In Aksatsuki, they are very pro sex meaning sex is not shamed and sex workers are not belittled. It is encouraged to procreate with your partner whether for children or pleasure.
And Benimaru takes that a little too seriously.
He’s wrapping his arm around your waist, leading you to the closest alleyway before pulling up your kimono and fucking your stupid against the wall. And he does this often, not really care where and when but he does try to keep it in more secluded areas just because he likes to keep your moans of ecstasy to himself.
Let’s continue off with the fact that he doesn’t claim or care about any of the titles that normally comes with sex. Due to the fact that there’s too many and he feels how can you only be one type or only do one thing (doesn’t realize that’s not really how that works) All he knows your body, and all he cares about is making you cum.
However, he’s into dumbification. Fucking his wifey so good you can’t think of anything but his cock sliding in n out, his breeder balls hitting your ass with each thrust and filling you to the brim with cum.
Which leads me to his breeding kink, no matter what’s he said, Benimaru wants a family of his own. It all depends on whether you want kids or not but either way, he’s gonna fuck his cum deep inside you, imagining you round and glowing his kids.
“Fuck, ‘mma make you a pretty mommy, fuck your slutty cunt full of ‘m kids, you’d like that wouldn’t you?”
Unless he’s in a really passionate mood (like the example above) he’s not really a talker, more of a grunter and a breathless moaner because he rather here you than himself.
He’s fine with any position although he leans towards back shots just because it’s easier to be rough in that position and make you take everything he’s giving. He especially loves pulling you to his chest, back to chest, while still giving back shots, muttering "You're such a slut. My slutty girl". In your ear.
He loves bj’s. The sight of you beneath him, batting your eyelashes while you bob up and down his cock....it takes everything in him not to fuck your mouth. His balls are sensitive so when you give him a blowjob and nibble on them softly, he cumming all over your face in seconds, throwing his back and muttering cusses as he grip on to your hair.
He’d pull you up afterwards, sharing a kiss with you and tasting himself on your lips.
Surprisingly, you’re the one who always has to coax him out of bed. He’ll mumble and grumble about “how they’ll be fine without me for 10 minutes” as he tightens his arms around your waist and pulling you into his chest to drift right off to sleep. And you let him although you really have to force him up and out of bed after 5 minutes.
Unbeknownst to you (you actually know but pretend to not to) , he does this so it doesn’t seem too unrealistic that he somehow keeps forgetting his lunch at home and gives him an excuse to see you everyday. He loves watching you talk to his coworkers but he loves even more when your face brightens at his appearance, how he has to bend down so you can give him a kiss on the cheek, the way your hands feels so small and soft compared to his long and calloused hands.
And when you guys get to his office? He’s pulling you in his lap, softly playing with your newest hairstyle and breathing in the soft smell of coco butter mixed with your perfume. Being around you was such a comfort, it forced him to take a break from the stressful reality of being a captain. If you’re into it, he’ll allow you to feed him which normally turns into both of you guys eating his meal.
You don’t even touch your hair anymore. You’re not allowed to, not with him there. He knows the whole regime like the back of his hand and only buys the best of the best products for you. And when you completely melt under his hands when he scratching that spot during wash time or when you give a little content sigh when he’s massaging the products into your scalp, his heart grows a little fuller and pumps a little faster. Because you were just so cute and the amount of trust you put into him with your hair especially knowing how important it is to you makes him feel like he’s on cloud nine.
And you did for a fact, buy him a beard bonnet as a joke for his birthday but he actually wears it to sleep without a complaint. So you bought him a few more to match your bonnets as well as a some oils to helps get his little beard right. You gotta treat him right like he does for your hair😩
You guys can both cook so it’s always arguments about who gets to cook for that night. “You’ve been working so hard Leo, go relax on the couch, I got it tonight”
“Beloved, you said that last night. It’s my turn to cook. I’m not arguing with you over this.”
“Then don’t. Go sit” You cross your arms, wooden spoon in hand to wack away any advances he might try to make. He sighs and walks away only to turn back around when you’re half way turned (because you don’t trust how easily he gave in) and sure enough, he’s picking you up and snatching the spoon out of your hand all in one motion, before softly laying you down on the couch with a oof. Giving you a smooch on the head, he returns to cook dinner. That only means that you’re music will be played and you will bother him the whole time.
“Who got that wonanana?” “You do and I drink that shit like water”🙄
A couple that flex together, stay together. And by that I mean, you guys are the couple. His arm is always decorated with a fireproof Rolex of some sorts and you’re wearing real diamonds/necklaces and when you guys go to events. You’re wearing the finest clothes. A lot of the time you’re mistaken for models or celebrities just because you give off the air of rich and successful. (Not to mention that y’all are attractive asf especially together). But even during date nights, which are established every month, you guys dress to impress (each other ofc).
The communication can be off sometimes with how busy his scheudule and if you work, yours as well but your minds never stray far from one another, making sure you guys are good. And because of that your marriage is strong. Nothing can really break y’all because at the end of the day, y’all know y’all got each other’s back.
take care of yourself before I hit you with all of my love >:)
Joker x fem!reader
tw: none
Rating: PG
A/n: Sorry this is so late but since you’re already in brainrot so this is perfect timing right😁 I hope you enjoy!! And anybody else who read this as well!
Sleeing with Joker, you will get some of the best sleep you’ve ever had because he’s not too warm nor is too cold and chest is both sturdy but soft. A perfect combination for sleep
But same goes for him, he physically cannot go to sleep with you laying on top of him whether it’s fully on or half. Because you bring him peace and comfort.
If you’re cuddling on the couch, both of his arms wrap around you, holding you secure to his chest. Meaning you will not get up until he wants you guys to get up so if you have something planned in the next few hours, no you don’t.
And if you’re cuddling on the bed, he would prefer the same position but he understands it might not be the most comfortable so as long as half your body is on him he’s okay.
His arm will always be around your body, whether it’s your shoulders, your waist or even your butt. Your safety comes first and by having an arm around you reassures him that you won’t disappear in the middle of the night. (He’s also just clingy)
Even when he’s deadbeat tired, he always waits until you fall asleep. Another habit he swears up and down is a precaution but in reality, he adores your sleepy face smushed against his chest and how you unconsciously try to scoot closer to him even you guys are as close as can be.
It makes him melt and thank the god he doesn’t even believe in for giving him you when he swore he was goin to end up alone.
He’ll make sure your bonnet is secure on your head or tuck any hair behind your ear so it’s not in your face and kiss your forehead, mumbling about his sweet angel before drifting off too sleep.
Before you guys even start cuddling, make sure this man takes his behind into the shower because he will try to cuddle after fighting a bunch of people, rolling in the dirt and then some.
He will try to reason with you. Stand your ground and send him into the shower. It will be a better experience for the both of y’all because he likes to cuddle with no shirt on.
+Obi being a good baby daddy (Obi x black!fem baby momma), Ogun’s is gender neutral
tw; fluff, Obi's child is a baby while Ogun's are 10-12
a/n: These were seperate requests that i had decided to combine together but whoever requested this, y'all's taste is superior. I hope you enjoy!!
Obi Akitaru
He is the most supportive person the process. He’s picking up your tummy when you get bigger so you can feel some type of relief, he’s massaging your feet and kissing your forehead before lightly scolding the baby to stop kicking their mother. He’s an angel although a bit overbearing.
He would be in the middle of a fight, hiding behind a corner, calling to check on you and y’all’s little dumpling. And when you say your water broke, he’s sprinting tf out of there, telling Shinra and Arthur to come fight those losers. And when everybody finds out your water broke??? They’re ending the fight quickly and jumping into the car to get Obi there as quick as possible.
And after the whole ordeal, You’re going to have to fight this man for your baby because you will never see your child and it’s partial your fault because being the loving wifey you are, you wanted to make it easier for him when you were gone so you taught him how to make a baby wrap carrier using the silk around the house. It was only meant for home but as soon as he got comfortable making it, the baby never left his chest.
He would call team meetings to update them with how the current mission is going only to turn around with your baby wildly looking around with a cute gummy smile. Now nobody is paying attention, including him. It takes one question about his baby to completely disregard whatever he was planning on talking about.
“Um...Captain, aren’t we supposed to be talking about the mission?”
“Yea but that comes after my baby. Any more questions about my baby?”
After that Hinawa snitched on him to you and now he’s only allowed to bring the baby on certain days of the week.
He desperately wants to help with the baby’s hair but is afraid to mess up the little tuft of hair. He actually doesn’t start helping out until you reassure him that you’re not gonna damage their hair by putting it into a ponytail. He still kinda avoids doing hair and leaves it to you because you always know what is best for their hair.
He’s definitely the type of dad to play peekaboo or upsy daisy and then blow on their tummy. Your baby loves that. All you hear is the baby’s giggle as you’re in the kitchen cooking dinner, you can’t help but laugh at the pure joy in their voice. He’d come around the corner, baby laying flat on their stomach like superman in his hand before smushin their face against your cheek in a sorta kissing way (?) and then give you a proper kiss.
You can not tell me that obi would not use his child as a weight. He’s dramatically making grunting noises as he curls with the baby or when the child gets older, he’s pretending to lose arm wrestles because “you’re just too strong for me ahh” making the child giggle.
He would also try to be funny and get your baby a weight set so they could be strong like him and the first time they pick up the bar, he’s hyping them up and when the baby lifts the bar over their head? He’s swooping them up and placing fat kisses all over their face,hollering about how y’all’s baby is going to be the next Dwayne Johnson
During the night, he’s one who pampers, change the diaper and ticks them into bed, singing some cute baby song while moving their little feet’s and playing peekaboo, getting them to giggle one last time before bed.
And they’re having nightmares and call out to the baby beam that they’re scared, Obi is the first one to jump up to comfort them. He’d say some cheesy line “Like how dare you mess with my child!! Are you ready to taste defeat??” As he dramatically opens the door and just throwing punches at nothing, gaining the giggle of their child. He’s turn around and be like “you wanna jump in on this kiddo?”
And Let’s not forget how he’s the best damn Sanata out there for a good 6 years….before he got caught kissing you under the mistletoe. Not the best way to find out Santa isn’t real…..
But besides that, he’s one of the best dads out there who supports y’alls baby no matter what.
Ogun Montogomery
It is not two parents with two daughters, it is now 3 children with one struggling adult because Ogun starts clowning with his daughters. He was already goofy but now he has two carbon copies of him with the exact same attitude and smile.Needlessly to say, they are daddy’s girl.
That means preparing for family matching outfits that all vary depending on each person's style because he likes to encourage creativity and individuality in a way. That also means y’all got the best shoe game in the area, no creases, no stains, all fresh. Family pictures have never been the same after y’all came in.
Ogun is the best teacher because he doesn’t get upset easily so no doubt he’s teaching them how to ride his skateboard (and getting the girls one if they wanted one), how to fight (he’s a firm believer of y’all better your sons what no means because i'm teaching mine how to shoot) and then some.
If they really enjoyed his skateboard, don’t let him know because he will buy tickets to six flags. Y’all will definitely be cutting the line and getting the best seats as well as making bets on who can keep their face straight the whole (everybody lost lol)
No because he has designated family nights, more or less a mini sleepover in the living room, where you guys do nails and face masks while gossiping and out of everyone, Ogun is the most interested in the gossip because he’s lowkey messy nosy and wants to know although he tries to discourage his daughters prying into others business.
“So her mom is dating the principal?? I knew there was something fishy with those two when I went down there to meet your teacher. Wait a minute, how y’all know that?”
The best at doing hair. He can braid like nobody's business. He’s got his daughters walking to school with hearts and names braided in their head. He’s that type of good.
And when he finds out what kind of fire power they have??? It‘s over. There’s gonna be scorched marks all around the house with figures that suspiciously look like his figure🤨
“Ogun why are my walls black?”
“What do you mean babe? They’ve always been like that.....?”
“The walls were white when we moved in”
“Wow...really?....I never noticed”
Him and his daughters are akekekeing on the other side of the phone, trying to hold in laughter so they don’t get in even more trouble, knowing that it’s because they were wanted to practice using their powers and Mr. invincible wanted to be the live target
Ogun is really the whole package, a good teacher, a great friend and a great dad and the girls were able to meet each one of his sides without a difficulty because he was amazing like that. Ogun supremacy
A/n: okay I thought I was being clever with the title please spare me. For such a cute idea, I struggled way harder than I’d like to admit but This was requested by @randomflower24 . I hope you enjoy it!! As well anyone else who reads it!!
As we all know, Joker has a lot of connections so he would be cashing in all of his piled up favors to try and please you
From fire in the sky spelling out “Would you like to go out on a date with me” to trained crows asking you out to groups of people coming to your job and singing lovey dovey romance songs embarrassingly loud.
At the end of the day, you accept his request but only because he finally came to you in person.
With a lavender rose in his right hand and your hand in his left, he places a soft kisses against your knuckles, a look of pure sincerity on his face
“Will you be my queen of hearts?”
How could you say no? So with a smile on your face, you accept.
After accepting, his smirk reappears and he hands you a Joker card with the meeting place and the time before leaving and muttering a “see you soon”
Immediately you’re looking for new outfits because you don’t wanna be too fancy but not fancy enough (the struggle we go though tsk tsk)
But after a minute of searching, you got the outfit, the hairstyle you’re gonna do and the makeup and you’re ready for your date.
When he knocks on the door at the exact time, not a second late, you open the door and his smirk drops immediately
He’s stunned, you’re the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen.
If he wasn’t sure of his feelings before, he definitely was now. He almost drops the bouquet of flowers trying to whisk you into his arms.
Whatever your name was before meeting him, it’s not your name anymore. It’s now Angel because there’s no way that you’re that gorgeous as a mortal, you have to be some higher being.
“Angel is a name fitting for somebody of your beauty, dontcha think?”
You roll your eyes and laugh before pushing him a bit so you could get the red and yellow roses from his hand, complimenting them on the brightest of their color.
He’s letting you go only to hold out his arm so you can attach yourself to it and when you do, you guys are on your way.
You arrive to this polished building that has a huge showy sign that says Pappa’s (pappa’s what? We don’t know, it’s a secret)
He’s already made a reservation so as soon as you step foot in the building, you’re already pushed forward to the back of the restaurant, into a booth that he claims is the best seat of the house.
And just before you can ask what he means, these twins come out holding hands, a smile adorn on each of their faces.
The one on the left creating a microphone out of their flames and the one on the right zapping an audio machine to life.
A soothing tune sets out into the air and they start singing full on Oprah notes, entrancing the whole restaurant. Not a peep from any of the customers were heard as they were trapped under this musically spell.
And when they finish, you’re clapping so hard because wow wow wow that was amazing
Joker just watches from in front of you with the most amused, cocky smirk cuz he knows you’re enjoying the show so far and maybe enjoy the date all together.
“Angel I’m gettin’ all lonely over here by myself.”
Cue the flirtatious banter between you guys, the tension of the first date jitters evaporating
Eventually the server comes to ask what you would like to eat. You place your trust in Joker and allow him to order for you which leads to you guys chowing down on a large plate of spaghetti. (It was like heaven on a fork *chefs kiss*)
(You guys fight over the last meatball, not because you’re being selfish but because you guys want the other to take it😭)
And then afterwards you’re talking and talking about your life and the problematic customers you’ve had while he’s creating little hearts of smoke around his head because he’s content with just hearing your voice.
Every question of himself is evade and the topic always turns back to you
Nothing against you. He’s just not ready to talk about that right now
After the check is paid (which he didn’t actually do. It one the favors he cashed in), he’s dragging you to sit at a brightly lit park where children and adults alike are laughing and enjoying life.
He confesses then that he enjoys people watching because it reminds him of better days. It’s the first and only information that you’ve gotten in from all night but that’s okay when you see a genuine smile on lips
You lay your head down on his shoulder and he’s taking off his jacket to lay it across your body so you can soak in his warmth
Eventually, when you guys leave and you’re in front of your building, he’s going to kiss your knuckles and bid you farewell because he’s a gentleman and doesn’t want to push your limits.
But if you’re hoping for a little more, pull him towards you by his arm and press a soft kiss against his cheek (or lips if you’re feeling saucy)
His cheeks will tint a light pink but he definitely will try to play it off so he’ll reciprocate it by kissing the crown of your head before whispering
“See ya later Angel”
Giving you a single red thornless rose
He watches you walk into your apartment to make sure you’re safe and then he’ll disappear into the night, the events of today’s date persistent in his thought.
And you’ll walk in to your apartment, smelling like him and remembering how every touch made by him was soft and every look was filled with adoration and curiosity.
Reblogs are appreciated
A/n: And Yes each rose in the hc’s have a different meaning.
tw: goofy Ogun, implied overstimulation, soft dom Ogun, breeding, praises, him and his brute strength
A/n: this SFW and NFSW, you have been warned lol. Sorry it took so long 😔 btw being unmotivated and sad and getting my phone stolen—its been rough. I hope you enjoy though!
Ogun (Our king) is the most reliable, down to earth and ride or die man in this whole show. And he is absoutely smitten with you after Shinra introduces you as Station 8 newest member.
Naturally, that's his homeboy so he's asking shinra for the 411 about you immediately after you leave and the first thing that comes out of his mouth is that you're really shy
So he takes it step by step: 1st with reintroducing himself when he got a chance with you by yourself, asking small questions and then trying (and succeeding) at making you laugh
When he finally sees you warm up to him after a few days, he asks you out in his own playful manner
"You know you've hurt my feelings. I just got this fresh cut and you have yet to compliment it," he sighs exaggeratedly. "I guess the only way to mend my broken heart is to let me take you out this friday at 8"
and when you agree, he's estatic! He’ll have this giant smile on his face for the rest of the week
Now, Ogun grew up surrounded by that old love, where there was no miscommunication over small things or debates about what you could do or wear. His father treated his mom like a queen so naturally thats how he treats you; like a queen, his queen
When he eats so do you(metaphorically), everything that's his is yours.
The type to learn how to do your hair so he can use this opprunity to ask questions about your day, gossip, and plan future dates as well as just bask in your u prescenes.
The type to always ask if you ate yet and if you didn’t he’ll jokingly scold (he’s 100% serious though) you before telling you to get on his skateboard so y’all can go find something to eat
He understands that as a shy person, there's certain things you dont want to do, he never pushes you to anything you dont want to do so if you need him to speak for you every once in a while, he's all over it.
And when you guys move into together?? He turns into the biggest clown or more like he let's his personality really show. He's badly singing love songs to you, dancing around like a fool, PUTTING YOUR WIGS ON. This man literally only has one brain cell
But he does know when to get serious and read the room
If you show any interest in hometown, he’s asking his mom for recipes he grew up with so you can try his childhood meals as well as telling you all about how he grew up with a dreamy look in his eyes.
Matching bonnet and durag but he always takes your bonnet so you end up just getting another one.
His arm is always loosely wrapped around your waist and when he feels like somebody is trying a bit too hard to get your attention, he’ll tight his grip and pull you closed.
He's also very vocal with his love for you so he doesnt mind PDA but doesn't overly do it. He belives the real intimates should happen behind closed doors between you and him and not the world.
END OF SFW
And behind closed door, he's x10 more passionate about you.
No matter what, body worship is a must. You're so beautiful, it only seems fitting to show you in the best possible way.
He"ll grab your hand and place it at his heart then slowly drag your hand down his rock solid stomach, making unwavering eye contact with you when you finally stop on his erection
"I dont want you ever doubting the effect you have on me, got it?"
If you look away from his intense stare, he’s grabbing your chin and forcing you to look at him.”got it?”
And before you can even think, your legs are thrown on his shoulders and he’s lifting you up the wall
Tugging on his hair is not only a compliment but also a signal for more meaning he's stop when he wants to stop.
He lives for the taste of you.
And when he's done, he gives you the pleasure of tasting yourself by locking lips with you.
"You still hanging on?"
"mmmhmm"
"Good because i want you to give me one more,pretty girl"
But “one more” is never one more. He wants to breed you n fuck all of his cum into your cunt, make you into a pretty momma
With one hand on your hip and the other interlocked with yours, he's thrusting in all at once and setting a steady pace that hits that spot everytime
“You’re doing so well princess”
“I know sweetheart but you’re almost there”
“such a good girl”
When he coos at you with such sweet words you can’t do anything but whine and pull him down, allowing him to do as he please. A treat from the Queen to the King
As he nears his end, he’ll push your knees to your ears and start pounding your abused hole harder, faster shushing your cries with a kiss before filling you to the brim with cum
“You’re so good to me baby, I love you.”
While he is pretty standard with what he wants (missionary is his go to position) he not against using sex toys/rope or fucking you in different positions.
Aftercare is important to him but you always fall asleep so other than wiping you down and rolling you into his arms, the real aftercare is left for the morning time.
A/n: Yay!! My second request. I don’t think y’all understand how excited i get when someone request something lmfaoo. Moving forward, this was requested by @astroavis . I hope you don't mind but i wrote in the perspective of you guys being a couple. Anyways, anyone who comes across this, I hope you enjoy.
Although he’s always talking about how he would forever be alone, music was there for him when no one was.
It comforted it and helped him become part of who he was today.
So saying that he has a deep connection to music is an understatement.
Sometimes you ‘ll catch him humming while doing activities or maybe you’ll even catch him lightly singing a song or two while he’s in the shower
But that’s as far as it goes
Till you guys were in a huge fight, the two of you being ganged up by the 5 of them and before you could even fight them with your super badass moves.
He starts singing and immediately your shocked in place because why would he hide vocals like that??? No why would he hide his voice from you??
(we already know what happened to them people, i do not need to spell it out)
After the fight, if you ask him to sing to you, he'll chuckle a bit while rubbing his neck, his signature smirk growing with each passing second.
"If that's really what ya want Angel."
His voice is so deep and husky and it soothes an itch in your soul that you didn't even realize you had.
Praise him for it and instantly he's letting you on everything.
He's showing you the different type of records he has hiding in his closet, most of them being the blues. (If he shows you that, you're never leaving his side I hope you know that😭, that's an emotional pact)
He's going to explain to you who the artist is, what they're known for, and why they're his favorite.
"You don't know who B.B King? Are your sure babe? He's know for setting a principal figure in the development of blues?? Still no?"
Don't worry, he'll gladly fill you in on the best of the best blues musicians.
He can play the guitar...that's it, that's the tweet.
He'll sit you down in front of him, start playing the instrumentals of a song in the background quietly while he plays his guitar loudly to cover it.
It times like this where he's in super concentrated so you wont seen his usual playful demeanor, only furrowed eyebrows and closed eyes.
This is a chance for you take a deeper look at his face and him as a person because through this music, he is opening himself open to you.
Ya know how i said he likes when you lay on his chest before? It is now your favorite time of the day because he's rubbing your back while he sings some cute sappy song against your forehead.
If you fall asleep, he's overjoyed that you fell asleep to his voice.
"Ya really like my voice that much, Angel?"
One day, he'll just get you all dressed up (we all know he's got some type of style), stick a blindfold on your face and take you to an empty resturant
And when you're allowed to take it off, you're in the middle of a dance floor, a light singling you and joker out.
And behind him is three other guys with instruments. They're also blindfolded but ready none the less.
And then they start
It's the most beautiful song you've ever heard, the point you're on the verge of tears and you're wishing that he could've had the chance to become some kind of great singer. (wait that's really angsty, lemme bring it back a notch lol)
One of your most memorable moments with Joker is singing and dancing with him in the kitchen.
It started off with you doing dishes quietly and so he looks at you with a smirk before turning on music.
Even if you couldn't sing, he was encouraging you too and when you finally let go, he grabs you and just starts twirling you guys around the apartment.
And last but not least, he can whistle. Really freaking well
So on lazy days when he still wants some musical release, he’ll start whistling.
And his smoke from his cigarette will match whatever genre he’s feeling. For example, if he’s singing a sad song, the smoke will portray tears and broken hearts.
