“i aint gonna leave anyone behind! the perfume section will not take anymore victims. we need to get to the electronics section before those nerds get here. black friday is a fucking war zone and we will get out of this together!”
“Hey Firebird? ...It’s Bailey. ...I know it’s been a while. You’re probably busy, or ignoring me, or. Hell, maybe you blocked me, I don’t know. I just. I guess I called to say I miss you. I know we. We never got super close, but I wanted to. I really did. I still do. So... If you get the time, call me back. ...I’ll see you around.”
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Yeah, sure, why not.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
I talked to Jake, does that count?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
Yep. A few people’s.
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
I trust too easy and have a hard time gaining back lost trust.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
Hal is literally in the house with me as we speak.
6. What are you excited for?
Answered.
7. What happened tonight?
A lot.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
No? Do what you want, sweetie. Have fun. Live your life. Get drunk if you want to.
9. Is confidence cute?
Yes, but too much confidence can be overwhelming.
10. What is the last beverage you had?
Goat’s milk, thanks to Dirk sparking my craving.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Sex or Gender because. Eh. Actually. I don’t think I fully trust anyone. Just mostly trust them. Like 99.9% trust.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Multiple. I don’t wear them a lot anymore though.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Probably fret over my housemates.
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
Answered.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
Answered.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
Probably. I have in the last three months.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
...Roxy. But she’s gone, so. You know.
18. The last time you felt broken?
...Earlier today.
19. Have you had sex today?
Well you see- ...Yes.
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
Maybe I’m only good as a bandaid.
21. Are you in a good mood?
Vague hand motions??? Yes because of one thing and also no because these questions made me sad. Thanks for that, by the way.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
Dude I have swam with sharks.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
Nope.
24. What do you want right this second?
Haha this is. This is an embarrassing one...I kind of want Dirk to cook dinner with me. Like. Not even talk just. For him to help me cook.Dumb, I know right? Not like I’ll even ask him. It’s just a thought.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
It happens on a regular basis, as far as I’m aware?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Nah, I’m naturally blonde, not a redhead.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
I have in the past, but humor is extremely important to me.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Genuinely? ...I can’t remember. It was probably one of Hal’s sassy moments.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Yes. Roxy. And Firebird.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Of course.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
Not anymore.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
Uuuuuh. Hal does.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
Shrug. Only like once in a while.
34. Listening to?
My brothers bicker.
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
All the time.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
Probably somewhere in the house.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really.
38. Who did you last call?
My brother.
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
I spazzed around the house with Hayden for a bit a few days ago, does that count?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Funny story.I found this thing online that like. Said certain kisses mean certain things and I. I am a very impulsive man that does not always make good decisions.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
I dunno? I’m more of a pie kinda guy.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
:I My parents are dead. Douchebag.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
Often.
44. Do you tan in the nude?
Dude the island is basically deserted, of course I do.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
No.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Nope.
47. Who was the last person to call you?
...I can’t remember. People don’t really. Approach me about things often...
48. Do you sing in the shower?
Hell fuckin yeah.
49. Do you dance in the car?
I don’t like cars.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
Yep! I own one.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Like. Grade 9? I think.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Hell yes, and that’s why I love them.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
I avoid Christmas mostly. Just eat dinner with Grandma Jade and Jake usually. I dunno what I’ll do this year.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
I don’t know what that is, but probably.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple-pear. Grandma Jade’s apple-pear pie is heaven.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I wanted to be a Knight for a long time, haha...
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Constantly.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nope.
60. Wear slippers?
Sometimes.
61. Wear a bath robe?
Occasionally.
62. What do you wear to bed?
T-shirt and boxers. Or nothing.
63. First concert?
Avril Lavigne.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
None of the above.
65. Nike or Adidas?
Stop this.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Ew???
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
Probably Crazier. It was I’d Lie, but that one just makes me sad now.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Actually? Yes. Ballet.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Nah.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yep. There’s a reason girls used to love me.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Nah.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yeah. A few times.
74. What is your favorite book?
Probably “The Stones Are Hatching”
75. Do you study better with or without music?
I don’t study well in any case.
76. Regularly burn incense?
Actually, yes. Religion stuff.
77. Ever been in love?
Yes.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Arctic Monkeys.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Motley Crue.
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot tea.
81. Tea or coffee?
Both.
82. Favorite type of cookie?
Peanut butter.
83. Can you swim well?
Yep.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yep.
85. Are you patient?
Scoffs. Nope.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band.
87. Ever won a contest?
Yep.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Green.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
Do whatever you want, guys.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Living room.
92. Do you want to get married?
...Yes. But I doubt it’ll ever happen. Hal wouldn’t want to marry me and I don’t really want anyone else. I don’t want to try again.
Okay, first of all, it wasn’t like I did it on purpose. I didn’t walk into the road like, “Hey bus!!! Come hit me!!! I’d love to fuck up my body even more!!!!!!”
Second of all, I’m fine, thanks for asking. Huffs.
