*Gamma Jack storm in clearly upset and looks over at Fironic as he rushes over to him* Fironic: Oh, Hi Jack how can I-- Gamma Jack:*grabs Fironic face and kisses him* Fironic: *is tensed as he is bright red* Gamma Jack:*pulls away from the kiss and stares into his eyes*…Did you steal my chapstick? Fironic:*is a bit dazed* Did- did I what? Gamma Jack: My chapstick, Fironic. Did you steal it? Gazerbeam:*walks in sighing* Gamma Jack, for the love of God. Fironic: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. I... Gazerbeam: He kissed me too, but not the point. Jack, we didn't take your chapstick and besides we don't even-- Gamma Jack: No, there is absolutely no you two didn't steal MY chapstick, because it was only sold on small shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. I've used that same same chapstick for three years till now! So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavoured like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick. Fironic: Chocolate and popcorn? Gazerbeam: Why do you think it got discontinued?













