#first aid 101

[breastnuggets]

provide me with care and comfort until help arrives

[sheparrrds]

no don't make him walk omg you need to apply pressure to staunch the bleeding oh my god don't

don't put him on the horse stop the bleeding omg just stop the bleeding

[billpardy]

>Don't have any ice packs

>Apply vodka bottle from freezer to injury

>Drink