#first date convos

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First date (6/6) - Sans/Classic vers.

Chica: ... (*awkward silence)

Sans: ... (*more awkward silence)

Chica: ... (*yeah they're going silent way too much)

Sans: Soo... I like you. (*oh God he finally spoke)

Sans: Like, a lot. I know you've been dating some of my cousins, but before you refuse-! Uh... do you want to have dinner with me first? Then you can decide you like me or... not after?

Chica: (*sighs in relief) Oh thanks God, I thought you're angry because I broke one of Papyrus' action figures. Sure!

Sans: You what?

Chica: What? Ah... Hey, let's go on that date! Right now! (*pulls his arm)

Sans: Wait, Chica-

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Sans: -we ended up asking a professional to fix the action figures, and Papyrus never noticed.

Shel: Ah. The one with the slightly bent neck on the 2nd upper shelf. Yes, I noticed, stop giving me that look.

Shel: You do know I can snitch on him, right?

Sans: Oh. Will you?

Shel: Pfft. You don't scare me- Wait, no no no. DON'T YOU DARE DELETE MY SAVE FILE ON MONSTER HUNTER- SANS! Give that back to me!

Sans: And you said I don't scare you.

Shel: This is different! (And how did you take that 3ds from my hand?!)

Sans slowly about to press the button: In three, two, on-

Shel: Aaaaa- Fine, I won't! I SWEAR ON MY SOUL, HAPPY?

Sans: More than ever- (*pressed the delete button, accidentally) ... oops.

Shel: ...

Sans: ... uh, kid. I'm sor-

Shel ran to the 2nd floor: PAPYRUS, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU-

Sans: wait, kiddo-!

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Parts: 1 2 3 4 5 (6)

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First date (2/6) - Scarlet vers.

Scarlet: I'm a busy man, you're a busy woman. So let's not waste our time, okay? I like you, do you like me?

Chica: whoah, I mean- Yes?

Scarlet: Alright, dinner Saturday at 7:00?

Chica gasping: Yes!

Scarlet: Roger that, I'll email you a calendar invite.

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Scarlet: -And that's how I asked her out. (*smug smirk)

Shel: On your trip to buy groceries. Thaaat's the most straightforward and brave confession I ever heard. What makes you so sure she will say yes?

Scarlet: (*sipping his tea gracefully) 'Wussy' is not in my dictionary.

Shel: Oooh... (*takes note)

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Parts: 1 (2) 3 4 5 6

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First date (5/6) - Aqua vers.

Aqua: 'I can't believe I'm finally talking to her face to face. I've admired her from afar for so long! And now-'

Chica: -qua? Aqua, are you listening?

Aqua snapped out: 'Oh crap, how long has she been talking?'

Aqua: Uhh, (*clears throat) sorry, dear! Your voice was so mesmerizing and so alluring like an angel singing I forgot to pay attention. Can you repeat that for me, my love?

*Aqua uses charm, it was super effective.

*Chica blushing intensifies.

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Shel: Ooo, you smooth talker~

Aqua: (*chuckles) I'm just stating the fact (despite my intention to avoid the embarrassing situation). I'm quite confident with my flirting skills!

Shel: Hee, no wonder sir Scarlet act as if you're the most competitive partner. And you called her 'my love' on your first date?

Aqua shocked: You're right... oh no, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Shel: Wait, Aqua, I didn't mea-

Aqua: What should I do?? I messed up right from the very beginning! But I know Chica was too kind to point out my mistake- (*gasp) Is she avoiding me lately because of that?! Oh no no, MY LOVE, I'LL CORRECT EVERYTHING, WAIT FOR ME-! (*zooms out from the room)

Shel: ... Aand there he goes. Should I warn everyone? (*tilting head)

Shel: Mmm, nah. They can handle him just fine, absolutely not because I wanna see a harmless drama of an over-apologizing Aqua. (*pull out a bag of popcorn, chuckling)

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Parts: 1 2 3 4 (5) 6