#random dialogues

[the-crow-binary]

Hector: My Lord, if I may ask...

Dracula: Hm?

Hector: What... Do you see in me? What makes you love me so much?

Dracula: What a silly question, my dear. Are you looking for compliments?

Hector: No, I just-

Dracula: It's quite alright, I'll tell you. You're smart, talented, always striving to learn more and improve. You're very dedicated to your craft... and loyal to me.

Hector: ...

Dracula: You work so hard just to make me proud... Your potential is great, and you're not wasting any of it. It looks like nothing can stop you... And to add to it all... among the mortal men, you are the most beautiful.

Hector: Thank you, my Lord, but... Doesn't Isaac fill this description, too...?

Dracula: I wouldn't give him so much credit. Everything you do, he does half as well.

Hector: I don't think that's-

Dracula: Ah, I like your stubborness, too. It's what keeps you from ever giving up on your goals. See, that is something you share with Isaac... But he wouldn't even think about arguing with me.

Hector: My apologies, I didn't mean-

Dracula: It's fine, no need to cower, now. 🙂 So, did you get all the answers you sought?

Hector: ...

Dracula: Well?

Hector: Yes, my Lord.

Dracula: Good.

[cibyf-official]

Shel: Bedebah kurang ajar, bangs*t. (*Saying it with a casual tone)

Boss: I feel like you're insulting me.

Shel smiling: What? No! It means you're marvelous.

Boss: Well, expect nothing less! As that was a given for me~ (*smugs behavior intensifies)

Shel trying holding back her laugh: 'Bego.'

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Who're they?

[just2bubbly]

Sad Friendship Prompts

Masterlist

"If I told you that I am a very horrible person, would you still call me your friend?"

"She/He/They was a friend of mine- like a long time ago"

"You can't call me a friend and then not talk to me for months"

"I think we should stop seeing each other"

"I have not seen them in a while"

"We grew up. Similarly, we grew apart"

"All those talks about forever- were they lies?"

"Aren't you two best friends?" "No, we WERE best friends"

"I need you to survive through this problem"

"Once upon a time I knew everything about them- right now I barely know where they live!"

"Hey! Do you have _insertname_ number? I thought you might have it since you were buddies the entire high school!" "I don't have it."

"Some friendships just never have an ending. How could they? The promises of forevers do stretch on to something intangible and nothingness."

"Some people make you smile even after they are no longer a part of your life. Those are the ones that bring you meaning."

"My password is still your birthdate. It's just easier to remember by."

[lechugapagana]

Zoro to Tashigi (reluctantly, “supposedly”): So, would you like to stay for dinner?

Nami, Sanji & Usopp from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever?

[ventingblacklist]

There should never have been a gun for you to grab. Looking back, I’m not sure I shouldn’t have raised you myself. I don’t want you looking back with that kind of regret.

You think your life is too dangerous for a child. But what is your life without one? I can tell you from personal experience, not much. 

Kirk: What I desire is to raise my child, to watch her grow, and to have back the 26 years of being a father that you took from me. But you can’t give me that, can you? Red: No. Because she was never yours to raise.

Kate to Romina: That’s not your child.

Kate to Kat: You wanna know if I loved them? They were never mine to love. But I would’ve died for each and every one of them.

He placed a lovely young woman and her baby girl in terrible danger… not deliberately, mind you. He loves them deeply.

I betrayed you for the same reason I just betrayed Nikos– to keep Elizabeth safe, just like you asked me to all those years ago, when you first put her in my arms as a baby girl...

I’m worried about Raymond. I don’t think he cares about anything or anyone in the world right now other than you or Agnes.

All that matters is that you have a little girl, and you have her mother.

There was a woman and her child.

You entrusted me with everything you value– your freedom, your life, a child.

[the-crow-binary]

Scene: Pre-CV3 Hector is laying down on one of the Castle's towers, just looking at the night sky, lost in thoughts. Then, Isaac joins him, and lays beside him.

Isaac: What are you thinking about?

Hector: Nothing you wouldn't find silly.

Isaac: Oh? Well now you *have* to tell me. Come on, humour me a little.

Hector: ... I was just wondering if there was a world, somewhere out there, where we just... Get to exist as two normal people. Where we live together in a humble home, happy in a quiet village, where the only threat around is how unpredictable the weather can be.

Isaac: ...

Hector: Do you think it's possible...? For... At least *some* version of us to have this kind of life?

Isaac: I think that if we ever got to grow up normally and have a peaceful life, we would've never liked each other.

Hector: ... I'm sure I would've still liked you if you weren't, well...

Isaac: What? Who I *am*?

Hector: No! That's not- I don't- I mean-

Isaac: Our hardships made us who we are, Hector. Take some pride in it! I wouldn't be *me* if I had any other kind of life, and neither would *you*. We'd be mere clones of ourselves. Would you really prefer a clone over the real thing?

Hector:... Okay. Maybe you're right.

Isaac: Of course I am. And so are you.

Hector: I am?

Isaac: Yeah. I *do* find those thoughts silly.

[cibyf-official]

First date (2/6) - Scarlet vers.

Scarlet: I'm a busy man, you're a busy woman. So let's not waste our time, okay? I like you, do you like me?

Chica: whoah, I mean- Yes?

Scarlet: Alright, dinner Saturday at 7:00?

Chica gasping: Yes!

Scarlet: Roger that, I'll email you a calendar invite.

.

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Scarlet: -And that's how I asked her out. (*smug smirk)

Shel: On your trip to buy groceries. Thaaat's the most straightforward and brave confession I ever heard. What makes you so sure she will say yes?

Scarlet: (*sipping his tea gracefully) 'Wussy' is not in my dictionary.

Shel: Oooh... (*takes note)

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Parts: 1 (2) 3 4 5 6

[cibyf-official]

*Crimson and Chica cuddling and smoochin on the loveseat

Shel: Sheesh, guys, get a room! Like, excuuuse me, there's a minor here-

Crimson: Yeah, excuse yaself, ya little snot. (makes shooing motions)

Chica: Crim, you're acting rude!

Shel: This is the bloody living room, so you're the little sno- you, urgh-! (goes to kick him in the shin)

*Shaggy just in time stops Shel before she does anything.

Shel flailing her legs: Let me at him Shags! Let me get one good hit on him!

Shaggy: He's not worth it, kid, let's just go-

Crimson: Notta dime of worth in ya too, Shag-stain.

Audience: sheeesshh that was harsh!

*Shel chokes on air, while looking at Shaggy's now dark aura.

Shaggy: ... (stops, release Shel)

Shel: uh oh...

*Shel senses the tension and whips out phone, grinning in anticipation.

Shaggy: Oh yeah? Well guess what?

Crimson: yeah yeah, whatevah, look-

Shaggy: (pulls off an iconic shit-eating grin) No. You look, you worthless toe. Not only are you one worthless toe, but a toe I'd gladly slam into the coffee table. On purpose.

Shel: (WHEEZES and hi-fives shaggy as she sends the video online)

Crimson: excuse me?!-

Shel: (jumps in) Yes, excuse you, you irritating small, sad sack of bones!

Shaggy rubs her head smugly: Looks like I teach you well, heh.

*Crimson furiously turn crimson in the face.

Every skeleton in the house watching the video: (Commence non-stop cackling and laughter) A TOE?! IXFSKAGSKZBZJDKDGSBJSL

Also Shel: (sparkles in her eyes) You're my hero, Shagster!

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*Bonus...*

Boss laughs to himself quietly: Not bad Shaggy, that should take that dumbass down a notch!

Also Boss: *Replays video of Shaggy's killer smile a hundred times while smiling to himself.

*This video would go having over 1 million views on the undernet.

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This idea was suggested heavily by my dear friend @munbanz haha, thx gurl u really know me so well :D