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Hey Chris, what's the average death rate of students at your school? Are the first years aware of the danger they are in attending this school?

Chris: Excuse me! No student has ever died at this school.

José: The school just opened, and two kids have caught on fire.

Chris: And survived.

Which boy has the longest wand?

Cody: *snickers*

Topher: I don’t think it matters. Chris is an amazing wizard even though his wand is really small.

Cody: *bursts out laughing*

Topher: Grow up.

Has anybody been confused on why there’s a clean shaven boy named Beardo yet

Beardo, age 11:

Sam, do you think Dakota likes you?

I hope so. We’ve been dating for a while now.

Crap, was this one left over from First Year Week?

Brick just peed his pants. Somebody help him...

MacArthur: ~Move over! Big sister coming to help!~

Brick: NO! Go away, MacKenzie!

MacArthur: ~Allow me to accompany you LOUDLY back to your dorm room! Everyone move aside! Soggy Shorts coming through!~

Jo: Heh, that’s a good one.

Okay, I'll bite. What's Lorenzo's dad like?

Lorenzo: He’s a motivational speaker! He finds people who are bad at magic and yells at them until they get better at it!

Chet: Isn’t that like a teacher?

Lorenzo: No, it’s cooler. People pay him to do it.

Chet: Oh.

Has Courtney met Scott yet?

Scott: Want some dirt?

Courtney: Ew.

Gerry and Pete, what are you looking forward too most about teaching?

Pete: Getting three months off in the summer.

#first year week 2020