#firstdegreefraud

[phaseleech]

ty kidnapping fi be like: you have information heretic, and I want it

troy: yeah, tell us about the travell--

ty: what brand eyeliner do you use? cause those wings are cutting the edges of my heart, honey. DAYUM--

[bonafidegrit]

blows a smooch

SHE’S NOT REALLY LOOKING. at least that’s how it seems. eyes scanning the horizon for their next mark. for her next hunt. but the silence is mind-numbing and she feels fiona staring. doing whatever she can to break the gunslinger out of her deadly trance. the movements in her peripheral trigger an action. she waits till the end. until the bullet is in the chamber and the conwoman takes the shot. deadly aim hits the heart before nisha ‘catches’ it midair, gaze still focused ahead of her for the most part. she would only turn from her vigil to press her lips upon her closed hand grasping the symbol of affection. golden eyes stare straight at fiona.

❝ ya know if you wanted a kiss. you could’ve just asked. ❞  she softly laughs and closes whatever distance that threatens to part them, her hand reaching for the back of fiona’s neck with a longing squeeze. inching in more their lips barely touch when she speaks. ❝ hell, i wouldn’t even mind if you stole one.❞  

[rhysinpieces]

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ;v

When Fiona’s hands dart for his collar, Rhys wonders–not for the first time, either–if he’s finally pissed her off enough to get himself murdered.

So his initial response of yelping and trying to step back feel pretty stupid in retrospect when, instead, she smiles wryly and starts fixing his tie for him. The relief only lasts a moment or two; then he realises that she has absolutely no idea how to “fix” anything he’s wearing.

“Oh, whoa–whoa, whoa, no. No.” He covers her hands with his own, but when she scowls he reflexively lets go of her; physicality is still weird between the two of them. (Frankly, it’ll probably always be weird.) 

Fortunately, she releases his tie in turn, after a brief pause. “Sorry, I guess.”

Rhys’ throat clenches guiltily. Sure, he’s not really used to receiving affection or concern from Fiona, but it occurs to him that she’s probably not used to giving it, either.

“It’s… supposed to sit like that,” he reassures her, lamely. When she doesn’t react, his brain activates nervous-mode and his big mouth just has to fill the silence with something stupid. “It’s called fashion, okay?”

That brings back the smirk he’s used to seeing. 

(Starting to like seeing.)

nonsexual acts of intimacy // here

[ampleinnuendo]

owo what’s this ?????

sweet love descending from the heavens 2 drag y’all straight 2 hell w. a vibrating gun 💞 what’s good my baaaaaabbbbeeeeeeee  ! ! !   it’s the kiss kiss open some vaults album.

[jackfromthegrave]

i diagnose u with: Bastard

“Pretty sure ya never went to medical school, sweetheart.”

“Or, like, school in general. Y'know, ‘cause you’re an uneducated nobody who can’t read and eats dirt when you’re not makin’ sexy eyes at my bank account.”

[bonafidegrit]

3, 6, 9 (damn she fine)

Ain’t no rest for the wicked || Closed

#61456328 reason why i luv bri

3: Favorite character?Moxxi, cause she’s really a nerd wrapped in a sexy corset like me sometimes. Also, Tina... cause duh

6: An OTP?FiNish!!!! Also the murderbabes (Jacisha) are kind of my end-all. Horrible bastards that they are.

9: A character you consider overrated?I don’t really?? know? probably Jack. Basically on the level of people saying that he wasn’t sooo bad and that Lilith pushed him to full diabolic levels. Babes, my dude, my loves…. Jack is/was crazy as S H I T. He was gonna reach tyrant mode eventually, Lil just brought what was inside to light a bit quicker. Ya boi is TERRIBLE. Get over it.

[bloodybluecap]

                   ❝ –  what is it about old men being                                                 CREEPS?  ❞

[jackfromthegrave]

Hey! Hey, Jack look at me .................................................. bitch.

“…………..Y’know what? I try to be nice, here. Really, I do. I’m a saint. A giver.”

“And because I’m soooo generous, how ‘bout I get you that one-way ticket off Pandora you always wanted, huh? Yeah? Oh, oh, oh, and get this: it goes aaaall the way to that hot tourist destination – fun n’ sunny strangulation town!” 

“So just… come on over and claim your prize! Real quick. C’mere.”