Top 5 critters to be infested by?
Had to think on this but...
1. Slugs, land or sea. Huge or small ones, I love how fat and slimy they can be, and how flexible their bodies can be. Plus that slime will make my holes constantly wet and fuckable
2. Maggots/grubs. I love how it feels like they're never ending, crawling into every crevasse as deep as they can, a maggot infestation feels so absolute like you can never go back
3. Worms, earthworms, ribbon worms, velvet worms. I love how squirmy and writhing they are, plus worms feel perfectly shaped to slide deep into all the holes they aren't supposed to
4. Baby snakes. Fat squishy eggs that hatch into squirmy little babies and slick up my hole with amniotic fluid so they can slide through my holes
5. Hagfish. I love the slime, do I even need to elaborate? And they make sooooo much of it, it's like being pumped with lube and would make it that much easier to take cock in my slicked up hole