#fissureinreality

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continued from this nonsense with @fcrrokinetic

“I don’t even have time to explain why that’s only sensible when it’s spoken,” says Leon who is flushed and grinning, clearly trying to avoid snickering himself silly. He is biting down on ugly, barking laughter and doesn’t want to laugh at Heisenberg’s expense.

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"You cannot spell cousin without sin."

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“GET OVER HERE!” Scorpion tosses his plunger-topped rope “dart” indiscriminately out there to see who he can hook. The fact that the catch phrase consistently scares the locals is just a bonus. 

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Kung Lao teleports away feverishly, white lotus petals flashing all about. “For the last time, Liu Kang, I do not know why your headband is ‘blood orange’! It looks like red to me!”

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“A-kang your chest is quite ample, looks heavy... maybe I can help hold it up for you?”

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“Liu Kang, would you fight one hundred duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?” Kung Lao’s face suggests he has been konsidering this all day, the broom having long been forgotten and leaning against the wall upon which he is now sitting, legs swinging. 

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"Fellas, is it gay to grab your buddypalcousinfriendally's tits for support?" Is Johnny asking or just calling attention to his very married friends?

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"Our bodies may be strong, Yang, but our bond is stronger!"

@yetremains @sxvethelastdance