#fk knows

[horrormommy]

Why couldn't the flower ride it's bike?

It lost its petals 🌸🌺

[thesolo-magpie]

🙄

Just got future visions of her on the back of my motorbike while we go on a day trip through the country...

But I think she might be a little scared of being on such a dangerous machine and she would need utmost trust in me for the heavy leans and bends (which actually would be so fkn easy cause she’s small), so I’d have to take it slow at first and take her to Asda a couple times so she gets used to it lololol. But then we would go long trips and she’d have her arms round my waist as we zoom past the cars cruising along in the slow lane, and the sun would be shining on us and the wind would tangle the hair sticking out the back of her helmet. We’d reach the spot and sit and have tea from the flask and shitty sandwiches and biscuits and crisps, and we’d look across the hills til the sun crept behind them, before driving home while the sky turned pink and purple and orange.

But why do I gotta think like this???? That’s the main point?? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did that have to pop into my head??????? brain plz 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[captainsantiagos]

I have convinced myself that the reason they’re showing us the kisses is to cover something else. Like we’re all so distracted by the kisses that we don’t even see the actual big twist coming. So it’s not spoiling… It’s tactical?!