#fkapollo

[medicalxmark]

MY SON! I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE MY LITTLE GOD SPERM-HUMAN EGG COMBO PRIZE --! [/the phone in his pocket starts blaring we are the champions as he runs in slow-mo towards the male, before accidentally tripping on a raised part of the pavement, and falling on his face, making him scream in pain]

Dad? DAD! (`runs towards him with open arms) I'M A- I'm a what? (`pauses and watches the god fall, completely awestruck) ... I will not tell a lie, this is exactly how I imagined Apollo. (`walks over and helps him up) There, there, Dad. You all right?

[herabansin-blog]

fkapollo replied to your post:

[/sings hallelujah and perfectly lands a ball of spit on her cheek as she leaves]

{ ` literally does not care, at all. not even a little bit. hera = 0 cares } 

[yvoleuse-blog]

"Keep it down, will you?"

                    ———- ”I’м ѕσяяу,

                       I couldn’t hear you

                       over the sound of

                       my awesomeness.”

[chngminx]

☄☄☄

send me a ‘☄’ and I’ll tell you something I like about you

☄ - I don't know you as well as Selene, so these may be shorter, but I will start with your upbeat and friendly nature. It makes you easy to approach and talk to.

☄ - you ask questions and you are always interested (or you are really good at pretending)

☄ - You seem to be kind, and it makes it clear to me that you will take care of my selene, and that shows me that I can trust you wih her. Which I am telling you is very important. 

[herabansin-blog]

"CRIES IF ONLY HYERI DIDN'T KILL HERSELF"

yeah

if ONLY