Imagine getting so far that you think haylor, hendall and this current car crash is a PR but that they aren’t beards and that Harry has maybe had gay experiences but he’s too stupid to understand what has happened to him and that he “thinks” he’s queer but he’s actually not really because he just doesn’t understand and has never bothered to speak to the queer people around him because *waves hands* insert reason here. But he’ll end up with a woman. And all the anon “my uncles friend” stories about him and women are true but “I’ve researched him and know everything about him and I’ve not seen anything to suggest he’s queer”.










