#flaanon

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

WAIT MR. DAD SIR!

...you like bugs?

- a very hopeful @flaanon 🍮

Yup. They're cute. Little guys crawling arounnd.

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

Mr dad! Mr dad! Am *I* a baby?

Because if so, you're great with me! You're the nicest papa I've ever had, you've never even sold me for a sixpack of beer and a single slightly used cigarette!!

- @flaanon 🍮

Yeah, kiddo, you’re still a baby. Always will be.

…thank you. I wouldn’t sell you for anything, don’t worry.

[but-a-whisper]

Mr. Whimper!! Hii!!!

Wanna see my pet? Her name is Ms. Caterpillar and she's the cutest most friendliest ever!!

She likes hard-boiled eggs :3

- @flaanon

...hello child. I suppose I can spare a minute to look at your... oppossum?

Where did you get this?

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

Oh my goodness! Mr. Dad Phoenix!! Where'd you get that baby from? Is it yours? Did you make it? Is it Mr. Phipip's? I sure hope not, that'd suck for the baby :(

- @flaanon 🍮

He’s not mine, kiddo, no. I’m watching him for Colin so he can take a break for a bit. Do you wanna come say hi? Baby’s only six months old, so he can’t do much talking, but you can look at him.

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

Mr. Dad! :D

I love you!

Okay bye! :3

- @flaanon 🍮 (he mentioned Flan and it got summoned)

I love you too, kid.

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

Mr. Penix! Mr. Phoenix! Dad! Dad! Papa! Mr. Dad!!

The voices in my brain that won't go away said it's your birthday today!!!

Is it? Your birthday? Are you old!

CAN WE MAKE YOU A CAKE?!!?

- @flaanon 🍮

…uh….yeah, kiddo, it’s my birthday. I guess cake wouldn’t be too bad.

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

💬 for @military-title-red

AND IF YOU WANT A CHALLENGE!!

💬 for @flaanon ?

Unsent texts

You're so handsome I love you

Do you wanna go swimming with me?

I have treats for when you and Gaz get home C:

Bonus ([Adult] Flan message):

I have a day for you to come home for dinner, if you'd like. I know you're busy nowadays, but you're always welcome to come back home

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

Mr. Phoenix! Mr. Phoenix!

The silly guy who speaks in orange said that you won't have nightmares for a while so we can have a sleepover!

Can you make popcorn? And can we make a pillow fort? Oh! Oh! I'll bring Ms. Caterpillar's jammies so she can be cozy!

I'm so excited Mr. Phoenix!

- @flaanon 🍮

…yeah, kiddo, I don’t see why not. I can make dinner and we can watch a movie, yeah? Make a whole night out of it.