#flamecanon

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Headcannons! *BOOM!* UFGrillby and USGrillby react to Fuku's first word being "Papa" or some form of Dad. I need some sweet father daughter fluff please.

UF!Grillby: This chips away at his tough guy attitude. He adores his kid. Sure, he loved her before, but this just intensifies his need to protect her from the roughness of the underground. “…. Yeah, I’m your Papa, kid, so you don’t have to worry about a thing.”

US!Grillby: She. Is. So. CUTE. Grillby melts into a puddle of goo. “Did you hear that? She called me Papa!” This kid already has him wrapped around her little fingers. She’s going to be paraded around the underground because, obviously, Grillby has the most adorable and sweet child ever born to monster kind.

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sometimes i watch these videos and imagine peter and johnny doing this

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Nate/Johnny for the ship meme

shops for groceries

Sue. Neither Johnny or Nate get off their butts to go grocery shopping when Sue or a robot brings the groceries into the Baxter Building

kills the spiders

Johnny takes the spiders outside; he's grown fond of them.

comes home drunk at 3am

Nate, considering it takes a heeeeeck of a lot of alcohol to get Johnny drunk and he doesn't drink that much

makes breakfast

Depends on who wakes up first. If Johnny is up, he makes a pancakes, sausages, bacon and the works. If Nate wakes up, then he gets Johnny cereal.

remembers to feed the fish

Nate always remembers to feed the fishes; considering he may be very fascinated by the swimming fishes

decorates the apartment

Johnny, definitely. He likes adding his own special touches to everything and Nate lets him.

initiates duets

Johnny. Nate's still in training on that

falls asleep first

Johnny is always the first one to fall asleep. Nate ends up going on to Johnny's laptop and watching silly youtube videos of himself, Johnny, or animals.

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note: younger johnny is more boastful about his confidence than older johnny. 

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What would happen if he was exposed to liquid helium?

he would still be cold. the temperature 0 K to really freeze him. everything else makes him really chilled and must eat something or heat up by another touch or fire. it has to be an extreme temperature to kill him or freeze him solid.

when he’s chilled, he’s not mobile but he can easily return back to former temperature

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when johnny is exposed to liquid nitrogen, he would survive, just be very cold. 

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sexcanon: johnny is very vocal in bed.

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sexcanon: i know i said this before but johnny isn't a romantic in the bedroom. he's really wild and very into the moment. he's rough with his body and kisses. he really likes a lady who can be rough back, if she's not then he feels bad that he's just pushing her around.