Discover Top Posts Tagged with #flames plays

Not gonna lie the difficulty in Continue/Stop/Rise is seriously beginning to piss me off.

#My posts #flames plays #Flames Plays Continue Stop Rise #holy shit the first level with bad batter and i've died #i keep running out of competence points #but that's the only way to kill the damn spectres #so it's not like i can just save them #it takes forever to kill them just using attack #and those weird little babies with the x's on their shirts #holy heck why is that so hard to kill???#they attack too fast. like for each one of my attacks they get in two maybe three #not to mention i can't kill them without using competence?#like i'm not kidding one hit with slide to third and it's gone with around 400 damage #so try it with normal attack and it doesn't work at all #get to 400 damage - and i counted! - and it's still there #this game angers me but oh god do i want to beat it #it's frustrating but in a way that makes me want to keep going #like fUCK YOU ASSHOLE I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS

The joys of playing Assassin’s Creed:

“Kadar. Kadar, are you coming? Are you just gonna stand by that dead body? Yes? Okay then. If you just want to do the assassin thing, we’re gonna be right over here...”

“Well done Kadar, you moved away from the dead body! Now come on, jump over the pit. Onto the beams. Yes. Yes. No. No, Kadar. Kadar what are you doing. Why are you turning around Kadar nO.”

“MALIK. MALIK. KADAR FELL IN THE FUCKING PIT. MALI- Oh no wait he’s fine. He climbed back up. We’re good lets keep doing.”

“Kadar. Kadar no. That’s not how you assassin. Kadar please stop walking into walls. Malik I am worried about your brother.”

#text #My posts #flames plays #Flames Plays Assassin's Creed

My favourite thing about HOME so far is that before the end boss in the room where you can buy stuff from Zacharie if you go down to the bottom left corner and keep going you can actually walk off the map and die, and Zacharie will essentially tell you, "You weren't supposed to do that but it's chill I can restart the game for you; just try to remember not to do that again next time." And then the game will reset. Just that sense of "Oh hey I found something! How awesome - oh no all I found was death. Also hey Zacharie thanks for the hand I did not know you could do that you sly old Merchant you."

#OH NO I DIED #text #my posts #home (off spinoff)#flames plays #Flames Plays HOME #just the elation of OH I FOUND SOMETHING!#followed by the #and then the laughter when zacharie saves your ass #it was beautiful 10/10 would recommend

I could cry I spent about an hour trying to figure out how to move on to the Military Base and just as I’m about to quit in fury I see you can use the pedalo to get somewhere

I spent at least ten minutes alone on that pedalo and I didn’t see it at all

I am so angry and distressed

There should just be a big sign that says “GO HERE IDIOT”

#text #My posts #home (off spinoff)#Flames Plays HOME #flames plays #i nearly threw my laptop at the wall i was so angry #now i just feel empty it was so obvious and i didn't see it #how do i go on from here #with my pride in tact

So I’m playing HOME and I’m in Zone 2 and I have no idea what to do for the Library puzzle. So I think “oh dude that’s fine I’ll just talk to Zacharie he can tell me what to do!”

But apparently that was wrong because as soon as I walked up to him I died and got a message that said “Stay dead. Quick hacking” and then a game over screen.

So not only can I not complete the puzzle but now I am denied the glorious banter Zacharie provides.

Why has god forsaken me like this.

#text #my posts #flames plays #Flames Plays HOME #home (off spinoff)

So I'm playing The Legend of Zelda: Twilit Princess on the Wii. It's the first Zelda game I've ever played, but I've watched enough PBG and Game Theory to have a rough idea of the series as a whole.

So I find it kinda cool that a goron's just said "I heard this town was also attacked by beasts, and that it had met with a terrible fate..."

#text #My posts #flames plays #Flames Plays The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess #i'll probs be posting a bit more after this just fyi

"I mean, Qunari probably have weird horn gods, but you'll keep quiet while leading the Inquisition, right?"

What the actual fuck, Sera.

#text #My posts #flames plays #Flames Plays Dragon Age: Inquisition #i have been given the choice to end the relationship. i shall

His past is hidden throughout the entire game. You don't think he's telling the truth. You don't quite believe the things he says, though they seem to hold some reality to them; something is always off. So when his companion quest arrives in the form of a letter stuck to a wooden griffon and an informant, you are excited. You get to learn his past. You finally, finally get to learn who he is.

His name is Tom.

Your disappointment cannot be put into words.

#text #My posts #Flames Plays Dragon Age: Inquisition #flames plays #HIS NAME IS TOM F-CKVJFKVRDKL

#flames plays

Trending Tags

Recently Viewed Tags

#flames plays