#flaminghomo

[nottheatretrash]

GAY!

My mom was cleaning out stuff, and found a thing of glitter. She placed it on the table, and I did the only natural thing. I started stalking it like a large cat. When she grabbed it away before I could pounce, I shouted.

“MOM, I’m GAY! Putting glitter in front of me is like putting catnip in front of a cat!” 

She handed it back to me and I snatched it an ran away, laughing gayly

[legolas-is-my-fairygodmother]

Anyone up for a chat, just looking for some friends

[rodgeforreal]

Think I should write an autobiography entitled '20 Shades of Gay'

It'd take a book's worth to describe my multiple boxer collection

[botvnicvl-kisses]

Old but new to Instagram. #Workout #UnderArmor #ARMYStrong #Navy #MixedGirlProbs #Lesbian #Gay #Homosexual #Pisces #CallOfDuty #PS3 #LGBT #BlackOps2 #FlamingHomo #Rainbow