#flamingo anon

[real-total-drama-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/real-total-drama-takes/760634770891980800/the-only-good-total-dwt-song-is-the-sierra-parid?source=share

courtney's va is literally a professional singer wym she cant sing like i understand personal taste but thats lit part of her career

also hello bridgette's?? cody's in condor??

-🦩

[aviansaffection]

i cant believe the anons would be so mean to you flamingo anon it makes me so sad so sad in fact that i*gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles**gives you knitting needles* - needlenon

woah! woah that is a lot of knitting needles but nevertheless i certainly appreciate it!

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

Davesprite, I bet there are enough unique anons in this askbox to make a unique Sburb session. As a result, I've decided to jokingly try classpecting the most prominent anons in order of appearance based on stuff that's happened on this blog because why the fuck not.

(This is gonna go horribly, but I tried.)

Flamingo Anon

Maid of Heart

Reason: As far as I know, they were the first identifiable anon to show up on this blog. And they did that mostly for their own benefit, such as to spread the passion that they have for birds and ornithology. Personality-wise though, I'd say Heir of Heart is more accurate.

ScAnon (a.k.a., me)

Sylph of Time

Reason: First of all, I seem to care a lot about things like the past through the questions I ask and keeping things moving by sometimes acting as the voice of reason when shit goes down. Second of all, I have my own ideas of the past and future that I enjoy discussing (as seen by some of the asks I've sent). There's also a tendency among Sylphs to meddle with stuff, which I think I have. I feel like those are good enough reasons for me to be a Sylph of Time, even if they're shallow.

Pawnon

Witch of Void

Reason: This is confirmed on their own blog, so there's no reason to argue about it. And as far as I've seen from them, it checks out.

Tophat Anon

Page of Mind

Reason: This one was hard to take a crack at. For one thing, their typing style is based off of mine, especially with how names and pronouns get coloured. As far as I know, it's typical for Pages to try to mimic the people they admire, especially in the hopes that it can convince others to help them and listen to them to compensate for and be given the Aspect that they lack. (I'm not sure if that's the reason why they chose to type similarly to me, but that's my guess.) In the case of the Tophat Anon, they seem to lack Mind and may try to act as if they have a lot of it (also typical Page behaviour), especially by trying to act as a voice of reason (only for that to sometimes backfire, such as the case of the 'No homo' shirt) and by asking questions about the circumstances (which is not a bad thing. It can be helpful for anyone who stumbles across this place while Davesprite's got his ass in the middle of something, like being accused of being gay).

Explosion Anon

Bard of Space

Reason: One could say that all the explosions they cause literally destroy space (and that's not counting the other shit they've done). However, it is through what they do that they create the conditions to get things to happen, such as the Grimdarc and all the explosion shenanigans. (That's as far as I know. Please feel free to correct me on this.) They are figuratively helping leave Time in their wake for everyone else to deal with in the form of events and suffering through said events. Also, they seem to have a penchant for chaos, which seems to be typical for Bards personality-wise.

So there we go. What do you think of all this stuff I thought of out of boredom?

- ScAnon

TG: ...

TG: goddamn

TG: i dont even know what to say this shit is just straight up impressive

TG: i know like fuck all about classes and aspects and shit but this all seems vaguely right?

TG: nice work man

[badlydrawn-alphadave]

hello there mr. david! i'm 🦩anon (or flow if you care to call me such.) i have seen that you've had some troubling asks and i would simply like to say greetings politely and respectfully.

-@aviansaffection

TG: holy shit TG: finally TG: someone normal on this godforsaken site TG: flow i have no goddamn clue who you are but youre already my favorite fuckin' person here

[theowritesstuff]

Happy FRIDAY!!!

I need some domestic Steve Harrington (love of our lives… well one of them) fluff (with the tiniest hint of smut)

Steve comes home after work finding reader folding laundry and he starts to help… but then both add more clothes to the laundry pile 😏😏

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Send me thoughts (sfw & nsfw) about my characters

I love this idea

nsfw under the cut (afab reader)

Steve 1000% gets turned on when it comes to domesticity. We’ve learned he just really wants a family, and sharing a home with the person he loves, even just doing standard chores really riles him up.

He comes home from Family Video, just tired from having to deal with people all day, customers and Keith, and just wants to relax. He sees you folding the laundry and his heart just melts.

Steve’s lived pretty much on his own for most of his life, he’s had to learn to do everything for himself, but now he gets to share his life with you and he’s the happiest man alive.

He stands behind you and just wraps his arms around you, breathing in your neck. You give him a small peck on the lips and continue folding the laundry.

He’s perfectly content just standing there with you, until he feels his pants grow a little tighter. You feel it too, and turn to him, shaking your head.

“Keep it in your pants Steve, I’ve got a whole list of chores I need to get done.”

He shakes his head and starts trailing kisses down your neck. He softly bites down on that one spot he knows makes you weak in the knees.

“C’mon, I had such a long day at work, and then I come home to you, looking hot as hell, folding my shirts.” He says into your neck.

You laugh and attempt to push him away. You know that Steve is going to get his way, so instead of prolonging the inevitable, you turn your head and kiss him.

Needless to say you end up on your bed, him switching between eating you out, fingering you, and thrusting into you, the laundry long forgotten in the dryer.

[novaleifu]

i LOVED the new chapter oh my god??? huntsman getting jumped by a kid had me ROLLING. not to mention, he behaved for once! kind of! impressive progress!

george trying to send him to the pearly gates is the funniest thing i've read in a while.

and of course i'm thrilled that we got goliath content in this chapter, i love that big ol sweetheart.

and tida!! i love tida!! also, syntax pulling the 'darling' card godDAMN!! he's also good with kids? what a deal!

AH i'd holler more but i can't get my thoughts in order and i don't wanna write a whole wall of text. i loved this chapter!!!

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AAAAAA THANK YKOUUU

I kind of rushed the last bits 'cause my battery was at 20 percent and i had to speedrun before it went out, made some minor changes just now. but yes i wanted to make it as chaotic and entertaining as possible while still keeping that... welllji dunno, not my best chapter but it'll get better as we go on. or worse- depending on how much you love/hate angst lmao <3

[tiredmamaissy]

Ma' yawne I've missed youuuuu. how you doing, baby?

— 🦩

I miss you my txe’lan 🦩 I’ve been alright. Kinda busy today. How you been? Did you sleep well

[fawnandshadows]

Heyyyy imma just drop off a small Elriel idea I had before I go to sleep

What if this is set before ACOSF, during the time when Elriel are just staring to realize they like spending time with each other. I imagine all the archeron sisters and the bat boys staying in the cabin for some days for solstice (probably in Acofas) and everyone’s asleep except for Azriel and Elain. Elain just wandered around the house aimlessly and stumbled into the kitchen where Azriel was cleaning after the party they held.

“Couldn’t sleep Elain?”

“How’d you know it was me?” She’d ask and he’d smile knowingly before averting his gaze down, seeing his shadows disappearing. He had a knowing look in his eyes which Elain did not quite understand

And then when she couldn’t sleep she’d ask him to tell her stories about his childhood and the life he had before and about illyrians and he’d fill with admiration and awe at her eagerness to hear about his story. So he rambled on and just when he’d finished his last story he saw that her head had dropped slightly, almost touching his shoulder. Her arms fell down her body, her left arm which was closest to him held out a hand and her fingers were an inch from his. As if she has reached out for him. That’s the moment Azriel knew he liked her…he just knew

That’s it. That’s the canon moment when Azriel fell in love, according to me. Sorry I always bombard you with such long asks, I hope you’re able to bear with me🥺anyway I wish you a pleasant evening, and all the best 🦩

Hello my Flamingo🦩Anon!!!!! PLEASE, never apologize for sending me asks!!!!! I adore you and your messages!!!! Send me every thought that pops in your head and I will still love it! I have just been a little busy these past couple of days, so I promise I will answer your other messages ❤️❤️❤️.

I’ve just been busy, and you’ve left me some lovely messages that I want to make sure I give them thoughtful answers 🥰. Please, don’t ever feel like you are bothering because I love chatting with you!!!

I LOVE THIS!!!

Hehehe I’ve actually had a very similar headcanon in the past!!! Ever since Elain said she wanted to see the tulips, I’ve always thought of her as a soul that longed for travel, and I’ve always just kind of thought of her as being a little curious by nature.

Once she’s settled in her fae life I think she would be so interested in the other courts and the other cultures…and I can definitely see her feeling comfortable enough with Azriel to ask. Maybe it’s when they are sipping tea in the garden, maybe it’s when he comes back from a mission and stumbles upon her in the kitchen and Elain finally has the nerve to ask him about where he went and what he saw…. And Azriel is happy to tell her. Usually nobody asks but Rhys, and that’s only because he wants to get debriefed…but no one really asks him what what he’s seen or his experiences.

I love this scenario you have given me so much 🥺. All of them alone in a cabin for the solstice is absolutely adorable and I may be taking inspiration for next years 25DOE 👀 and it melts me to think of Azriel cleaning up after everyone because he would. He knows that it would most likely be Elain cleaning up after everyone, but she prepared the meal and it just doesn’t sit right with him.

“How did you know it was me?” I’M SOFT BESTIE 🥺. Maybe it’s her scent, maybe his shadows whispered to him, or maybe he’s used to her footsteps that he’s memorized the sound of them.

I know he looked handsome in that moment, smiling and looking down and hiding his blush in his shadows — Elain told me herself!!!

He loves the questions that Elain asks because they are always so new and different. And he makes notes on everything she says, so that he plan his future mission accordingly. She’s never had Prythian version of Baileys from Winter? He’ll get some for her. What’s the most common flower in Dawn? He’ll find out next time he’s there.

And he can’t even remember what story he was telling her, but she suddenly became so restful and maybe her head lulls to the side and rests against his shoulder…and her fingers are just so close to his that he could reach out and touch her.

Now, my beautiful 🦩 anon. You must tell me. Does Azriel let her sleep on the couch and pull a blanket over her, or does he gently pick her up and place her in her bed?? 🥺