Heres some random ideas of tf2 musical numbers (Based on the official comics) :
First: I am not affiliated with Vale in any way, this is a stupid musical theater kid who is hyper fixated on TF2 and wanted to combine their interests!
So to start... This is a stupid idea thats been floating around in my head for a bit! Anyways this is an overview of what teh songs would be called, where they are from, and the cast! I kept all of this in series order, and try playing match with the songs and their scene Idk, on with the musical idea!
Cast: Miss pauling, all the mercs (originals, TFC, and TF2 mercs) Zhanna, The people of Tuefort, Saxton hale, The mann family, Heavy's family, Scout's mom, Tom jones, mr. b+Bidwell & Mr. reddy, the pilot, Maggie, Soldier's raccoons, Merasmus, The administrator, God, the devil, the robots, and Demo's internal organs! (Let me know if I missed anybody I probably did miss one person at least) and one last note, I'm not noting everything as tf2 or TFC unless its important or there are tfc and a tf2 merc in the same song!
Also musicals usually have under 20 songs.... yeah we all know the TF2 musical if it was real would be 100 songs of pure madness all taking place in thirty minutes somehow.
Song 1 (Opener, takes place before the comics (Probably the catch up comic tbh) Meet the mercs! - all
Song 2 (Ring of fired): take the mann out of mann co. - saxton hale, Grey mann, Miss pauling, the Administrator, and Olivia mann
Song 3 (also ring of fired): gather em up! - Miss pauling, Soldier, Pyro, Demo, demo's mom, Tom jones (For about five seconds) the old people (The ensemble)
Song 6 (Unhappy returns): Like old times - Maggie & Saxton hale
Song 5 (unhappy returns): Hanging: - Scout, Spy, Soldier, Demoman, Miss Pauling, the citizens of tuefort
Song 6 (a cold day in hell): honey bears! - Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Heavy
Song 7 (Cold day in hell) : A man like you! - Soldier & Zhanna
Song 8 (Cold day in hell): I will protect you - Heavy & Heavy's family
Song 9 ( Cold day in hell): Clasical - Team clasic mercs - TFC medic :( + Tf2 medic
Song 10 ( Blood in the water): A new mission - Miss pauling & The Administrator
Song 11 (Blood in the water): He's gone - Heavy & Scout (With Scout's father (Spy) and Heavy's dad making a short cameo
Song 12 (Blood in the water): Neck Snaping! - Soldier & Zhanna (Spy interrupts for a moment)
Song 13 (Blood in the water): Life forever - BLU Engie & Administrator
Song 14(Blood in the water): Welcome home - Sniper, Sniper's parents, Sniper's adoptive parents
Intermission! (And a quick note: Dear god the comics are long (I knew BITW was long.... but not that long! also lots of Soldier/Zhanna songs :)
Song 15 (Old wounds): My little maggot bear - Zhanna, Soldier, Grey mann
Song 16 (Old wounds): Cell block issues - Demo, Demo's internal organs, Miss pauling, Spy, Pyro
Song 17 (Old wounds) : stay here - Sniper, Sniper's parents
Song 18 (The naked and the dead): A new mission reprise - Miss pauling, The Administrator
Song 19 (the naked and the dead): Cell block issues reprise - Demo, Demo's inturnal organs
Song 20 (The naked and the dead): Australiam - TFC heavy, TFC Engie
Song 21 (The naked and the dead): My closest ally - Scout & Pauling (WIth a silly medic moment) and Soldier & Zhanna
Song 22 (the naked and the dead): Mann Co submarine guns - Saxton hale, Maggie, Scout, Miss pauling, demo, Zhanna, heavy, soldier,
Song 23 (the naked and the dead): "Apricot" - Spy (Disguised as TFC engie, so he might sing that part), TFC Sniper, TF2 Sniper
Song 24 (The naked and the dead): Broken bodys - TFC heavy, TF2 heavy, TF2 Medic
Song 25 (The naked and the dead): Honey bears reprise - Soldier, Zhanna
Song 26 (The naked and the dead): Look for me at the light - Spy & Scout, (Tom jones is in it I guess) (So is Scout' ma)
Song 27 (The naked and the dead): God's perfect man - Scout, God
Song 28 (The naked and the dead): Devil's date - Medic & the devil
Song 29 (The naked and the dead): We are team fortress - all the tem fort mercs, Miss pauling, and TFC heavy
Song 30 (the naked and the dead): Last chance! - The administrator & BLU Engie
And thats all the comics so far! I might try my hand at writing lyrics for some of them but IDK, The seventh comic isn't out so if it ever comes out and anybody wantes me to finish this list I probably will! Also if ya people want me to do the update comics I would be delighted to! Seeing the size of TNaTD alone I think this list would be longer than Hamilton if i did the seventh comic! A last thing is: I tried to get every part of the comics that could be a musical number and was plot relevant without cloging the whole thing with nonstop songs! Musicals are called Musical theater productions for a reason! If you folk want to see any other ideas I had for songs that were not in the list or have suggestions about scenes I forgot, hit me up! (Also I was thinking about moving every song from gather 'em up a number over (IFYKYK) did not cus it looked better for valve!
