#flat out shitposting

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It would be way cooler and way easier to just wake up as a dragon sorcerer tomorrow

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Sometimes i just, like,

YEAH, HOLY FUCK, these words i have selected PRECISELY convey my thoughts.

Other times I forget words like "cereal", or abuse the English language to get a point across.

50/50.

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I want to work in a position of respect and power JUST so I can answer the phone "YEEELLO" and no one can tell me not to

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Once in a blue moon I get real good at cooking for like, 3 days. Can improvise. Cook with confidence. Experiment successfully.

The rest of the time, I'm like, do I want cereal, or hot dogs

No in between.