#flatbearmeme

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Ron Swanson

Meeeeeeeeat I love meeeeeeeeeattttttt.

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Jessica Drew

Fabulous hair. And feeling that we're not fitting in with everyone else.

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One thing you have in common with Sherlock Holmes (ACD canon)?

neither of us have read any ACD Sherlock -hides-

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Groot

In kind of a direct opposite to the Justin Hammer answer, I'm very protective of my close friends. Flattening-a-city-block protective. They're my family. WE are groot.

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what if that anon meant Kate Bishop?

Nothing.

I have nothing in common with Kate Bishop.

I need a Kate Bishop.

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Marceline?

A deep, endless, frustrating, enraging, lasting love for someone that looks gorgeous in pink.

(Also I live for french fries and I can play the bass guitar. Also side-shave.)

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Bucky Barnes

i am terrible at applying eyeliner.

(but more seriously, a feeling that your past and your injuries hold you back, and everyone else is just kind of....humoring and waiting around for you.)

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Justin Hammer. also an easier one: MAKO MORI

Justin Hammer: I am incredibly ambitious. Crawl-over-the-bodies-of-your-friends ambitious. Typical scorpio fare. I cannot, however, dance. I consider it my greatest Justin Hammer failure.

Mako Mori; I HAVE BLUE STREAKS IN MY HAIR HAHA.