‘Twas the night before Christmas, when the flatscreen had tragically died,
Making one crave something chocolate or fried; The stockings were hung on the TV with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be on air; The children were semi-awake, whaled by food coma on the couch, While verbals of Instagram spewed from their mouths; And mamma in her Louboutin, and me in my cheap shoes, Had just gotten ready for a night of jazz and funky blues, When out on the lawn there arose such clatter, It was an Uber going to a party to make us much, much fatter! - - - #flatscreen #flatscreentv #nightbeforechristmas #christmasstockings #louboutin #uber #ubereats #lcdtv (Tokyo, Japan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrcmvifAaOx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lz69a4jc7xfc