#flattering?

[the-romantic-lady]

You should marry me.

Umm….

[nerderyneeded]

Student- Mr. ___ you should take my mom and me to red robins

Me- did... did you just ask me on a date with your mom?

Student- only because the fries are so good

[transviktortalis]

What can you do if your professor hits you in front of everyone in class with your own things

ok so uh first of all, i have no idea why you would ask me, a complete stranger on tumblr, for advice in this situation. i don’t know what sort of school you go to, nor its policies, nor the policies of your state/country. the only thing i can advise is asking someone who does know. report it to the appropriate authorities in your school, and someone should be able to help you. good luck, and take care of yourself.

[killersbabe]

got approached to illustrate a children's book today. which. has not happened before.

[sideburnspgh-blog]

Someone posted on Yik Yak about me while I was at work lol

[quillyfied]

I ship us so hard.

Um. Okay?

[mathamathamatics]

a porn blog followed me and I feel fabulous

[sauronswife]

a lot of people are liking/reblogging my original fic which is kinda weird but nice I guess???