Dec 4, 2025
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I Missed My Calling
The flatulist, 1964 (surrealist movie).
Tips on how to prevent gas and bloating while wearing a corset (or anytime, really).
Incidentally when I was filling out the description on Youtube, the site suggested the tag “flatulist”. Now I have great aspirations.
Sometimes you go to wikipedia to look up stuff like the Malmedy Massacre during the Battle of the Bulge, and you follow a few links, and you wind up at stuff like this:
Le Pétomane (/ləˈpɛtəmeɪn/, French pronunciation: [ləpetɔˈman]) was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 – 1945). He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to seemingly fart at will. His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac". The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".[1]
It is a common misconception that Joseph Pujol actually passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. Rather, Pujol was able to "inhale" or move air into his rectum and then control the release of that air with his anal sphincter muscles. Evidence of his ability to control those muscles was seen in the early accounts of demonstrations of his abilities to fellow soldiers.
Being a professional farter was a thing, such as "Roland the Farter".
Roland was a medieval flatulist in the 12th century England. King Henry II gave hims his own manor with 30 acres of land in exchange of being his personal farting jester. Each year he was obliged to perform "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) for the King's court at Christmas.
See...fart jokes are funny.
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