Rosé-flavored vodka seems like it should be a disaster, and here’s the thing: (1) it tastes more intensely like rosé and more intensely like vodka than you would expect and (2) it somehow does not actually taste bad? Not that I would recommend buying a whole bottle of it. This teeny bottle (split two ways with my brother, who also likes trying weird food) is pretty much the right amount. I just mean that it’s an interesting experience.














