for every ‘@’ sent (anon or not) i will mention and post some positivity about a fellow rp’er
ok anon way to be
LEMME BE predictable and take the chance to gush about oksi @prepaids ?? even though i always say i was intimidated af at first, she’s hands down one of the best people on this hellsite. i say this every opportunity i get tbh but it’s so nice to actually be friends with my partners, and i can always count on oksi to come thru. this lady always be likin’ my posts, sending me posts and headcanons, hitting me up with cute lil stories about her day. 10/10 would rec because i thoroughly enjoy talking to her not only as a partner but as a friend !! not to mention ofc her muses are perf.
MY BABY AND WIFEY @ofsolar i’m so glad the hurricane didn’t blow her away because i’d be so lost without her. i can count on her for voice calling me and cheering me up with her ridiculous laughter ( seriously tho she’s got the cutest, most infectious laugh and i love it ) and enduring how boring flat i am irl. i love hearing all the hoeries she’s got to share LOL and attempting to plot even though we’re both trash and never fucking get anywhere jsfhjsfsd i didn’t get to put her in a lil paragraph on my bias list so imma DO IT HERE cleo i love you my little bug and i’m so glad we are married
NEW friend alert @flcwershops !! we’ve only been chatting for a little while since she’s just returned , but i’ve seen her around for quite some time. the thing is when she first appeared around tbh literally everyone only had good things to say about katie ?? she had a+ reviews i swear everyone would always tell me what a lil sweetheart she was and so of course i had to slide my way into her DMs and get some of that love for myself !! not to mention have you seen her cute face ?? no offence and not 2 be a creep but I’m Gay thanks
OKAY SO @fewrebels !! wildcard here tbh given that we haven’t exactly interacted all that much BUT your muses are absolutely lovely and i constantly see you around on the dash which i enjoy. not to mention ja just feel me when it comes to this 1d Discourse™ so thank you for that. ( tbh what is the tea ?? we need to know ). every time you reply to my posts i get a real laugh which i appreciate honestly considering 99% of the crap on this hellsite ruins my life. but we should definitely get some more stuff off the ground & write together for sure ‘cause i’d love that !!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST we have @strangewebs !! do you know how we started talking ?? cause this Noodle™ randomly tagged me in one of these and wrote some of the sweetest things !! ( yes i still remember because that fr made my entire life it was so adorable !! ) i can always count on them to be the sweetest pea i ever did see every time i message them. not to mention here that all those blogs?? how does one do it. plus, sasha here is a fucking fantastic muse –– so well developed and i can just tell that they put so much time & work into him and i appreciate that so, so much. plus, i always see them spreading positivity on the dash, billions of people fricken adore them on this website and it’s totally deserved.
for every ‘@’ sent (anon or not) i will mention and post some positivity about a fellow rp’er
HELLO round three with @feelsorry !! after a couple months of disconnect we refound each other today and i have to say i’m so happy ?? nico joined my group not too long ago before doing a lil vanishing act ( haven’t we all tho?? ) and i was truly so worried we’d never chitchat again because we had the most amazing plots and the sweetest, sweetest brotp and we clicked instantly during the short time we interacted !! doing all the headcanons and gushing over things was gr8, it was so relieving to find a partner that was equally into our plots and just as excited. i’m hella hype to bring back our characters and get things started again and i’m soso happy that you found me on here again !!
sage n xan for the sleepy shippy meme 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️👨😴
send me a ship and I will tell you ( sleep edition ) // accepting.
Q01. who is a night owl ?
i think that they both are night owls !! they’re both insomniacs so i’m pretty sure they often stay up together :) just :) keeping :) each other :) some company :)
Q02. who is a morning person ?
tbh i think neither?? bc they are both night owls??
Q03. are they cuddlers ?
hELL YEA THEY ARE .... when they were still a Thing™ they cuddled like a shit ton and they still do but now its more?? lowkey i think. sad cuddles after sex :// “pls dont leave me” cuddles during the night ://///
Q04. who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon ?
hm hm.. xander is definitely the big spoon more often than not bc he prefers that so sage is the little spoon?? but then again u know.. xander has his moments when he needs to be cuddled and held and then sage is the big spoon !!
Q05. what is their favourite sleeping position ?
i think like.... spooning?? or being somehow just wrapped and tangled completely around each other, limbs all tangled and probably even drooling over each other tbh.
Q06. who steals all the blankets ?
sage does that !!! but bc xander is a Gentleman™ he lets him steal all the blankets but still tries to cuddle in closer so ... he can get some too !
Q07. what they wear to bed ?
ok well xander either goes full commando or just bothers to tug on some sweatpants or basic boxers ... but i feel like sage either sleeps nakey with him or ?? wears like one of xander’s shirts or sweaters???
Q08. who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt ?
XANDER !!! he’d kill a man to see his boy wear one of his t-shirts again ok
Q09. who falls asleep mid-conversation ?
probably xander lmao, he doesn’t sleep much but when he’s feeling sleepy, he falls asleep in 0.5 seconds flat when he puts his head down on a pillow or someone’s lap tbh
Q10. who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares ?
well xander is more ?? the type to wake up with nightmares but they both have night terrors so ... imma say both !!
Q11. who accidentally punched the other in their sleep ?
probably both lmao. xander also likes to kick a lot in his sleep so tHATS FUN TOO ...
Q12. who can’t keep their hands to themself ?
bOTH bc ??? why would they??? hOW could they ??? and i dont blame them tbh
“ send me a ship and i’ll tell you…” // accepting.
Q01. who asks the other on dates ?
wELL WELL WELL …. neither anymore lmao. but when they were ~together~, i feel like xander asked sage on dates more ?? or like they planned one out together like idk a day out somewhere or a night in, watching netflix and ordering takeaway ??
Q02. who is the bigger cuddler ?
highkey sage but lowkey xander lmao. xander is a big cuddler deep down ok but it just takes a lot of luring out to get it to show so i’m gonna say that sage is the bigger cuddler & xander loves it. he loves cuddling even though he pretends to be all Strong and Tough and Buffy who needs no cuddles whatsoever but we both know that sometimes he needs to be the little spoon too and have his hair caressed :///
Q03. who initiates holding hands more often ?
i think xander used to initiate it more often? like it was probably his way of showing everyone like hEY LOOK AT US WE ARE A COUPLE YUP THIS BOY IS MINE PLEASE STAY TEN FEET AWAY FROM HIM THANK YOU IN ADVANCE bc he’s possessive as fuck like that. but then eventually it probably became like a habit in the few months and now if they’re :) walking next to each other :) his first instinct is to grab sage’s hand :) but :) :) he can’t :)
Q04. who remembers anniversaries ?
me: what anniversaries…. ok but i think sage does bc xander is deadass so bad with remembering dates like this man barely even remembers his own BIRTHDAY … and he’s always had difficulties with knowing ~what exactly~ is their anniversary like.. the day they met? the day they first kissed? the day they first confessed their feelings? the day they established that yes we are a Thing, we are boyfriends?? he’s just confused ok so i’m pretty sure that sage is better at remembering the dates.
Q05. who is more possessive ?
ok like i said, xander is possessive as fuck so definitely him. like he gives sage hickeys just because he wants everyone to know that sage is his & his only ( even though he isn’t, but that’s on u @xander, not that anyone else would know that anyway ) and he just ?? always finds himself around and close to sage whenever they’re like at the same party / bar and he sees some stranger chatting him up like he’ll find a way to Interfere .. one way or another ! but then again i feel like they’re both possessive in their own way.
Q06. who gets more jealous ?
again, xander lmao.. he’s probably the most jealous person ever & i fucking hate him for that … like the only reason why he’d be so bothered by some guy chatting sage up, is bc he feels like sage is HIS ??? even though they’re not together anymore. and his jealous ass is also the type to ask around their friend group like … u know if sage has a new guy ... like he’s impossible. even when they were together, he probably like never left sage’s side when they were out for the night & having a few drinks with friends ,,,, just bc he’s possessive and jealous & can’t have anyone trying to steal his boy away from him :////
Q07. who is more protective ?
they’re both protective in their own way like xander’s the type to square up to fight anyone who’s even a little mean to sage ?? but then they’re also protective in a way like.. getting upset when they hear that the other hasn’t eaten all day? reminding each other to eat and do things that are bASIC HUMAN NEEDS ( tho not anymore bc that’d .. lowkey be weird like just randomly texting each other like “hey have u eaten today ? if not, go have some ok thanks !” ) lmaooo.
Q08. who is more likely to cheat ?
ok honestly… i think xander. realistically speaking i don’t think he would but if he would, that’d only be because he’d freak out at how serious things were getting & it’d be like.. the only way he could think of that’d make sage?? RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION?? like he’d only do it a) bc he’s scared and b) bc he’d be trying to push sage away bc god knows that no other way could do it.
Q09. who initiates sexy times the most ?
um… sage always booty calls xander… so him? ok honestly i think xander sometimes calls him for a booty call late at night when he’s downed one too many drinks and his bed feels too cold and too empty to be sleeping in alone. but mostly sage initiates them i think?
Q10. who dislikes PDA the most ?
ok so probably ? xander ? idk how sage feels about pda but xander definitely doesn’t like overly excessive, annoying and grossing everyone out- type of pda. like hugging, holding hands, little kisses and little touches are fine but unless you’re heavily making out at some bar bathroom, pls don’t be all over him bc that’ll annoy the shit out of him & make him push them away. bUT LUCKILY they don’t have that problem bc i feel like the only time they ever do pda these days, are when they’re at the same party / club / bar and they’re making out in some corner or in the bathroom tbh.
Q11. who kills the spider ?
again, idk how sage feels about spiders and bugs in general or like if he’s afraid of them / just doesn’t like to kill them but xander always kills all & any bugs, including spiders, bc he doesn’t like them. they’re too tiny and look odd and they make him uncomfortable ok, he might be 6′4′’ ft tall and be as muscular as he is bUT BOI does he hate bugs lmao. they make him UNEASY so he kills all and any bugs he sees !!
Q12. who asks the the other to marry them ?
hold on hold on ……. these two have trouble even aDMITTING THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER / HAVE CAUGHT FEELS …. and u want me to talk about them getting married … me: ok Sure why not ! dfkfkldg ok but hypothetically speaking if they were ever to get married, i feel like xander would be the one to get on one knee bc he’d rather propose to someone than be proposed to tbh.
Q13. who buys the other flowers or gifts ?
OK SO ……. i think xander used to buy these cute lil gifts for sage?? like just random things that made him think of his fav boy or things that he’s certain that he’d like? just cute lil things like that to show his appreciation for him. AND FLOWERS !!! flowers for sure, which would be kind of ironic bc sage is a florist himself but like.. watch xander bring him flowers??? like his fave ones if he knows what they are. but then again, idk but like sage seems like the person who would ?? also maybe bring xander flowers ?? idk it’s a cute thought ok :(
Q14. who would bring up possibly having kids ?
this one goes into the same category as the marriage one …… they cant even !!!! admit that they love each other !!!! let alone bring up having kids !!! the fuck !!!! but again, for the sake of this meme.. hypothetically speaking, it’d have to be sage bc xander is scared of parenting honestly like… he’d Not have children if his partner didn’t suggest them / it didn’t just happen, like that man would Not suggest it himself so it’d have to be sage who’d bring it up.
Q15. who is more nervous to meet the parents ?
sage was, for sure !!! ok xander was kind of nervous as well bc he’s never met his partner’s parents / guardians before ( this bitch has !! never !! had a real relationship before !! ) but he’s also very charming and comes along with most people so he wouldn’t be like ~too worried~ or nervous. but we TALKED ABOUT THIS ONCE and i think u said sage was more nervous to meet xander’s family ?? so i’m gonna say him.
Q16. who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry ?
lmao NEITHER… they just storm out right away bc they don’t live together / have no reason to stick around for the night. or at least xander would storm out and bang the doors after himself lmao. idk if sage would be that extra but i’m pretty sure they both would just leave.
Q17. who tries to make up first after arguments ?
ok i think that it depends? like the one who started the argument / was wrong / made the other upset etc, would be the one to come crawling back & try to make up for the fight? like they should tbh, i know that xander sure as hell wouldn’t go and try to make up if sage was the one who’d started the argument in the first place.
Q18. who tells the other they love them more often ?
boi … is u for real rn…. NEITHER !!!! these little shits are too afraid to admit it !!! what the FU CK !!!!!
