It's time for taxes
It's time again for taxes...
I made an appointment with my accountant for Year End Taxes. He said he moved his office downtown to a new Highrise and you might want to Uber cause the parking garage is still under construction.
I go inside and head toward the elevator. The door opens and inside is the Biggest Muscleman I've ever seen, when I say Big I mean BIG!!!
I had to brush by his arms and chest to push the button for the 30th floor. He lips "sorry" and steps back a bit... It stops at the 4th floor and another Muscle Guy gets in.
Then The 6th floor and Mr. Muscle Neck gets in...Now this Guy is BiiiiiiiiGGGGG I mean attached to that neck is Muscle upon MUSCLE
He took up the whole side of the elevator!!!
I was eye to chest with all this Muscle
We head up to the 21st floor and they all get off.
25th floor door opens and the next Guy gets in. His neck was massive and vascular...He must have noticed me starring and he pulls his shirt open to his amazing chest
He asked if I was into Muscle? I was speechless...
Then the door opens and in comes Mr. BIGGGGER
And I mean Mr. HUGE!!!
The other Guy says "Meet Max"
First I couldn't believe his neck...
His Chest was massive...
He had on a short sleeve shirt and those arms!!!
If that's what you call them...Muscle on top of Muscle on top of
MUSCLES!!!! Big Thick Veins and his Forearms!!!! WOOOOW!!!
The other Guy said "Show 'em"
With that he brings up his arm and flexes and it was growing higher and higher split after spit...Covered in veins
"28 30 32 34 inches and he's not done!!!! I didn't think a bicep could get that BIG and that Vascular!!!
I made a comment about all the Muscle in this building and Max says "there's a Gym in the basement we call it MuscleVille
we all use it..." "Check it out sometime, you need to meet Frank"
"FRANK the TANK!" We call him the Human Forklift He could probably lift a car with no problem...
I had to check this out before I went home...
This is Frank the Tank....Relaxed
I asked if he was Frank because he is by far the biggest Guy in the Gym...With that smirk on his face he knew what I wanted.
With that he flexed his chest...He crunched down hard!!!
Veins everywhere and his chest was more than a foot past his chin
those puppies kept getting bigger and Bigger...
A couple weeks later....
Well my taxes are done so I had to go back to see my Accountant and pick up my Taxes. I arrive at the Building and they opened a new Cafe on the side by the entrance.
I thought I'd check it out and grab a coffee and bagel
HOLLY SHIT!!! I was in Ripped Muscle and Vein Heaven
I mean every guy here were beyond ripped... Just Muscle and Veins
Even the cook was beyond BIG
Even the Waiters were Big
Time to hit the elevator and see my accountant....
The door opens and standing there is this the biggest Guy I've seen yet....6'-6" and WIDE.... I don't know if he was taking off his jacket or it just didn't fit
I get to my floor and get off and ask the receptionist about my Taxes... She said my Accountant had to leave but Justin can help you he's at that desk right over there.
This kid had arms in the 26" range and Biceps that looked as Big and Hard as a bowling ball!!!!!
He stood up and introduced himself....
He reached out to shake my hand and as he squeezed his whole arm turned into a massive network of veins and muscles.
Up close his Biceps and Triceps were expanding as he squeezed at first I thought in the 26" range...This Guy is more like the 32" maybe bigger range!
As I was waiting for my Uber to go home....
The Mail Man stops and gets out of his truck....