#flirting tw

[crabussy]

damn girl.......... your uterus so evil...... thats kinda hot tbh.................... call me........ wink................ 01452 415268.......................................thats a mcdonalds number in gloucester

I have feelings for you. let’s get hysterectomies together

[ashintheairlikesnow]

+: being led back to bed with patient whispers for stabbed Jake?? 🥺

"Jake, what are you doing?"

Jake squints a little harder without turning around. The world has soft edges, blurs together. It's a wall between him and a strange mix of pain and numbness he doesn't want to think too much about. "Checking."

Kauri hums from the doorway, steps into the kitchen. "Checking for what?" His hand moves, casually affectionate, touching Jake's back and drifting down his spine.

"Milk." Jake's mouth moves slow, or his brain does, right now. He isn't sure he can handle more than one word at once.

"Well, you will probably struggle to find milk there, since you are currently looking at the cans-of-stuff cabinet." Kauri's voice is gently teasing, and when he takes Jake by his good arm, Jake lets himself be slowly turned around. "I can get you some milk if you want. Come on, you need to be in bed."

"N, no," Jake mumbles, staring down at his own bare feet. "Gravy."

"Jake. You have the use of a single hand and like two braincells working right now. I can make you biscuits and gravy if you want, yeah?"

Kauri gently leads him across the floor, and Jake takes one step and then another, slowly. His feet shuffle more than lift.

Jake shakes his head. "Antoni," He says. His arm sits useless in the sling, taking the weight and pressure off his healing shoulder. The haze is nice. He can tell his shoulder hurts but he's so very far away from the feeling.

"Pffft, nobody trusts my cooking." Kauri laughs, unbothered, and helps him back to the fold-out bed in the living room. "Fine, fine. Ant it is. Here we go... Back to bed, Jake Stanton. Listen to your nurse."

Jake lays back, and looks up at Kauri with a faint smile. "... Outfit?"

Kauri laughs louder, now, and Jake warms to the sound. "Maybe once you're off the good painkillers we can talk."

[mischiefmuses]

“Are you flirting or starting a fight?” Dora @ Antonin

“The question is which do you want it to be, love?” Antonin couldn’t help his smirk down at her, a slight mischievous shine in his dark eyes. Feeling more like himself around her and able to have fun. No hiding required. 

@empathiie

[mischiefmuses]

“Are you flirting or starting a fight?” - Rebekah to Peter

“I guess we will just have to wait and see.” Peter smirked at her, eyes shinning with the usual mischief. 

[fanartfunart]

Me, staring into the void, rethinking life: Actually.... literally like.... the majority of the sides have flirted/acted kinda flirty with each other. 

Me, truly in ?????? mode now: Has Logan ever flirted w/ anybody?? Is he the only one who hasn’t flirted? WAIT does Character Thomas ever flirt w/ anyone?

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

There’s a guy who I keep trying to flirt with and he is just completely oblivious. I asked him if he wanted to /study/ and I used That Voice but when we got together he actually just wanted to study. Like I was putting out some heavy signals and he was Just. Not. Getting it.

[queerlypsychoticfoxmulder]

tho DUDE did Hyp put up a fight earlier today at work. we went fucking nonverbal for a good hour. just didnt talk. we hid in the laundry room. 

and then Hecate came out and we were super manic and like fucking around with the medtech and tbh i think he’s crushing on me or something but he’s married and im like not into cis guys and i keep mentioning how gay i am to stop his advances but like idk maybe he’s just fun flirting back with H. cuz H likes to fucking flirt. flirting is fun when it goes nowhere. 

and then later on a resident had a panic attack after she sorta choked on a pill (it got stuck but went down immediately) and we were able to calm her down but then H was SO mad and angry manic and it was scary and i kinda yelled at that medtech (he’s also a nurse) cuz i was calling on the fucking walkie for help cuz i couldnt do the heimlich cuz she wasnt choking but i couldnt get her breathing to slow down and her to stop coughing and ugh he just had his radio off and H went off on him in front of other coworkers and i feel SO bad. 

he didnt seem upset tho??? cuz 5 mins later we were joking again.