Formerly Elizabethan-ho

My name is Jamie. I am bi. I am Jewish. This is my blog. It's basically just whatever comes to my mind or dash. I’ve been on this hellsite since December 2011. Born 2/2/1998. Warning: I post big cats and jungle cats in my cats tag

[dogtoks]

[higglety]

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[fleshengine]

Stop by Sultan Gyros Grill at 4222 University Wy NE, Seattle, WA 98105 if you live in Seattle or visit. It's really good and it's real cheap.

[itswillowstree]

My gyroscope just keeps pointing to seattle??? I just want a gyro nearby I'm nowhere near seattle, this thing SUCKS

[fleshengine]

Oooooo you want to visit my city and get made fun of for being a tourist oooooooo

[kropotkindersurprise]

lmao, having Odo turn into an empty bag and just casually tossing him into the room is such a power move.

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

I'm so confused. I absent-mindedly thought 'I should learn how to crochet' and all of a sudden I'm $260 deep in yarn and developing arthritis?????

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[queermarzipan]

rent lowering gunshot time so i actually do not think all israelis are evil or that israeli companies are untrustworthy or indeed that israeli newspapers are wildly inaccurate simply because they are israeli. holding any of these views is bad and xenophobic actually. performative protests against israeli people existing in the global space a la refusing to play the israeli football team are completely ridiculous and also xenophobic. <3 bye if u think this post makes me bad and racist for some reason & maybe think about why you think that

[enki2]

[raccoonmilf]

Got to check one of my dream milfs off of my milf list today! The red fringed emerald!

(milf, in this case, stands for “moths I’d like to find”)

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

I want a tee shirt that says "ChatGPT was trained off of my Doctor Who x Panic! At The Disco fanfiction"

[wherelibertydwells]

[knitmeapony]

Florida Man Finds Easy Way to Stop Flock Cameras From Working Right

A Flock of issues. The post Florida Man Finds Easy Way to Stop Flock Cameras From Working Right appeared first on Mandatory.

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[your-personal-ghost]

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

[vetchtibbles]

it was the goat blame the goat

[adehl]

tomato cultivars cataloged by rutgers new jersey agricultural experiment station

[teaboot]

So many of these could all be the names of either truly depraved Sex Acts or Organized Crime Executions

[cosmictuesdays]

@beyoursledgehammer - possible tomatoes.

[beyoursledgehammer]

I literally was about to reblog this and then saw your tag ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” sounds like the words of someone who’s never had fresh baked pie à la mode

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[prokopetz]

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

[anarchomikeism]

[ancaporado]

[wageronvoluntaryism]

Never forget what they took from us.

[wageronvoluntaryism]

For those asking how it compares today

[cheese-sample-official]

and also

[bmxpotato]

Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):

[slightlyirritable]

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices

[bethanyactually]

to be clear, the U.S. federal minimum wage in 1999 was $5.15/hour, so a worker who made the minimum wage could buy the items on that receipt with 41 minutes of work.

in 2026, the federal minumum wage is $7.25, so a worker who makes minimum wage would have to work 95 minutes--more than twice as long--to buy those same items.

[greco-roman-jewess]

Jewish superhero who gets shidduched with the nosy reporter trying to uncover her secret identity