#flirtyvos

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*flumbles over flashcards* A-Are you an angel or- wait no that's not how it goes... *reads more closely* Did it hurt when you fell from... Dear god my handwriting sucks. *takes a deep breath* Okay, fine. You're pretty.

And you’re sweet. I dearly love sweets. *traces a finger down your jaw*

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you're the yee to my haw

Does that make us... pardners?

[aaravos-the-archmage]

A Terrible Dilemma

My friends, I had a wonderful time with your midnight asks the other night. In particular, I loved the terrible pickup lines some of you shared with me. I still have a few to reply to, in fact. I loved them so much, I want to create an ask prompt just for them, and for other sorts of wordplay.

The trouble is, the only appropriate name I can think of is Punday. And I don't want to wait for Monday to come.

What do you think, my friends? @feral-anarchy, @my-first-name-is-agent, @the-heatkeeper, @tinkeringfire, and anyone else?

EDIT: I’m not sure how I forgot @askthedragonprinceviren. My apologies, Sunspot. <3 

[aaravos-the-archmage]

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them

If my pants are a mirror, I’d love you to help me out of them.

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are you a cat? Because im feline the connection between us. But no your seriously like a kitty cat with all your cute expressions

All I can say is, meow.

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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why you ask? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

So you openly admit that you’re thirsty? Then I suppose I shall have to oblige.

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You must be debt because my interest in you is growing ;)

Then as I have no money, allow me to pay you a compliment: you’re quite clever.

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"I... Am not good at flirting, Polaris. But if you want... " blushes brightly and gives a bouquet of red roses "... This is for you"

Oh, Sunspot, that’s so sweet. *takes the roses and buries my face in them for a moment*

They’re perfect. An excellent idea for Flirty Friday. *kisses you softly*