#fljf

[partingipheion]

remember how we met by my sending you a dozen asks about animal genitalia anyway the bigger a bat's brain the smaller their testicles and vice-versa. they've each got the same size allotment that must be shared between brains and balls.

LET ME LIVE A GENITAL FREE LIFE DAMMIT

[ludbeilschmidt]

one of the students on campus apparently checked into the hospital and lied about being from "west africa" and told them he had been in contact w/ someone who had ebola. like. why would u lie about that. do u think...ur being funny....

[streganonna]

IM SCREAMING RACHEL AND I JUST WENT CONING AND SHE HIT THE WALL WHEN SHE WAS TRYIGN TO DRIVE OFF AND THE WOMAN WAS LIKE "OH OOOH!!!" AND I CANT BELIEVE IT THE CAR IS COVERED IN ICE CREAM I WISH WE HAD FILMED IT