elliot x reader nsfw and sfw headcanons please I need these im like deeply in love with this idiot
ELLIOT HEADCANNONS (SFW + NSFW)
[ ELLIOT x READER ]
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its ok im also madly in love w this idiot, we respect and love our minimum wage workers <333 had a lot of fun w this one, esp since this was my first ever take on nsfw headcannons! hope its to ur liking :)
SFW
This man was built for acts of service, but I feel like his actual love language is physical touch.
He loves doing things for you, don't get him wrong! But taking the time to just cuddle up against someone and feel their warmth… it's not something he gets to do too often since he's busy, but it's just easy enough that it's able to be done whenever possible.
He also loves taking showers together. He gets dirty easily since. Food service job. So he really enjoys just being pampered and cleaning off the stress of the workday with you! Baths are even better since they're much more intimate and loving.
Dates with this man are the best! He will 100% plan everything out for you. He will also greatly appreciate it if you plan some dates out for him as well. It's a team effort thing.
However, those dates are pretty far and few in between. He doesn't get to have them too often since his busy work schedule demands so much from him, so he probably won't do anything too fancy. Just a nice dinner or picnic, maybe a movie? Either way, you will feel loved the entire time, so it's great.
Some bad things with him? You might end up feeling a little unloved because of that busy work schedule I mentioned earlier. Plus, he's a pretty bad people pleaser from his customer service job, so he might not end up mentioning some glaring issues in your relationship. He'll end up silently giving you a nasty side eye of "I am extremely upset at you but you have to guess what it's about."
If you manage to work on those issues and keep on loving him despite everything, you'll end up a sweet couple!
NSFW
Hear me out– this man has a pretty average cock, maybe a bit bigger than average, but nothing that's gonna make you say "holy cow, that's a huge cock".
But this guy knows how to use it. No further statement there.
This man carries entire boxes of dough for a living. He will be strong. Strong and able to carry you. Also no need for any further explanation on what I'm insinuating here.
A switch. Willing to top and would 100% be a soft, service top. However, also willing to bottom and is extremely happy whenever he's able to turn off his brain and get it fucked out.
He really enjoys having sex with you. It's a nice way to relieve him of his stress of the day. He will have that afterglow.
He's a classic man and he enjoys doing missionary a lot. Or spooning! Just any position where he's close to you and able to just kiss you and hug you.
He'll also be great at aftercare. He's probably very rigorous in his cleaning because he doesn't want to risk anything.
Going with a classic for him here: food kink. He loves cooking for you, and he loves having sex with you, why not merge them together!
This man is probably a bit of a freak. It's always the ones you least expect!
Into sensory deprivation. He likes being able to know that even though he could do something bad, you'd trust him enough that he wouldn't. Vice versa! Something about the mutual trust and care is just something that does it for him.
some self aware roblox thoughts, specifically for john doe and jane doe x reader
you're just an average roblox player. you go on roblox, play some games, log off, and go on with your day. as a kid, you were terrified of john doe and jane doe, but you outgrew that fear soon enough.
then, maybe one day, the accounts become sentient. maybe its because of all the glitches and bugs surrounding them despite being test accounts that never actually played. maybe someone's hacking attempt failed. maybe roblox made a big mistake and activated sentience. who knows!
but they eventually stumble upon your account. you, who plays on an entirely new account and wanders around old games, reminiscing about your childhood. something about you, someone who's so new, wanting to experience what roblox was like, what they witnessed, drew them in.
you don't even question it when they join your game. just cosplayers, you thought to yourself. made sense, as the date was march 18th.
their avatars circled around you and you giggled. they were so simple looking, "retroslop" avatars. it was endearing though. your in game voice chat would be on and they would hear you laugh and have fun as they jumped on your avatar and happily clipped their hands into yours, holding hands.
slingshot mains/fans... you can thank your guy for singlehandedly delaying the demo of the phighting vn game because of his goofy sprites being reworked LMAO
the sprites are all done now!! just a couple more touch ups, then ill be able to release teaser images :)
im finally, FINALLY FREE!!! summer break is here, im locking in on irl stuff, and i can FINALLY get back to work on phighting feelings!!! im so excited!!!
oh i also went on vacation to japan a while ago, brought my zuka keychain AND THEN MET SOMEONE ELSE W THE KEYCHAIN??? crazy coincidence because based off the makeship tag only 4322 WERE MADE>???!
crazy. to the Florida person i met who was so nice, i hope ur doin well! now its time for me to get back to work o/
hi yall!! its been a hot minute, and hopefullly i can clear my inbox soon :pray: anyways i opened commissions!! if yall wanna support me with money yall can ^_^
hello hello,,, been rlly busy recently so i havent been able to write anything, but i did make a strawpage!! feel free to send in whatever https://floofiekins.straw.page
