#flopsand

[btsunyeondan]

the way sjm just drops that feyre’s blood is practically an antidote to poisons and can heal most injuries and never talks abt it again will forever haunt me. also if her blood has healing properties, does that not apply to herself and whatever is inside her, like idk a baby. so if she’d shifted slightly everyday, her blood would just heal her and nyx… i’m getting mad abt this asinine plot again

[loonylooly]

ok i don't wanna bash Sarah's favorite hunkadunky smexy man..... But I'm not over the UTM lap dance kissing shenanigans....Was it necessary, Rhysand? Was it vital to ur plan? Why would you make a plan around drugging a girl? Aren't u meant to be all about choice or whatever? It's kind of giving hypocritical i'm sure Sarah just has a unique kink or something cause that behavior aint it

[btsunyeondan]

when tamlin introduced feyre to his court, he dressed her in a pretty gown and gave her a throne of her own.

when rhysand introduced feyre to his court, she was dressed in napkins, and the entire experience triggered her so bad, she dissociated.

and despite miss janet brainwashing you into thinking the latter is more desirable, i urge you to look past your selective comprehension and realize the CoN scene was not peak feminism and flopsand didn’t end misogyny by making feyre look like his whore in front of people who treat women like second-class citizens while expecting those same people to respect her as their ruler later on.

[btsunyeondan]

you know which of feyre’s boyfriends actually took care of her sisters, giving them an estate and wealth so huge they skyrocketed back into high society, a feat considering they were dirt poor for like nine years? hehe🤭

and speaking of, WHERE DID IT ALL GO MISS JANET HMM? DID YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN NESTA HAD FINANCIAL FREEDOM OUTSIDE OF THE NC, THAT WOULD MEAN SHE COULD LEAVE AND NOT BE A PROP FOR YOUR KNEES SO YOU CAN KEEP KISSING DIESAND’S ASS???

[btsunyeondan]

TW: mentions of rape

“how is feyre the bad guy for reacting to beron calling rhys a whore and making fun of him being raped”

(edit) and what if i told you beron’s actions don’t absolve feyre of hers (especially considering that beron was well within his rights to question rhys’ intentions regardless of how he did it)? what if i told you it was ridiculous for the ic to expect no one to throw what was done to rhys utm in his face because he positioned himself to be perceived as an irredeemable villain for centuries?

you can’t write “I AM THE MOST EVIL GUY IN THE WORLD, I CAN AND WILL USE YOU FOR MY OWN GAIN AND GIVE NO FUCKS IF ANY HARM COMES TO YOU AS A RESULT” on your forehead and then get offended and cry when ppl treat you like the most evil guy in the world who can and will use them for his own gain and give no fucks if any harm come to them as a result.

beron’s reaction after the meeting, refusing to ally with them was the most realistic out of the high lords’ because rhys had terrorized the continent for decades and there should be no way in hell anyone would want to work with him as a good guy and not as the lesser of two evils. tarquin and kallias should’ve done the same, rhys screwed them over the most, but ofc miss janet loves that geriatric bat dick too much to write any actual fucking consequences for risotto

[btsunyeondan]

y’all remember when feyre was anti rhys, chucking shoes at his head and saying velaris wasn’t her home. sigh, good times

[btsunyeondan]

My Villain Origin Story

“like a compass needle that points north, a man’s accusing finger always finds a woman. always”

i have a list of things about acosf that are unbelievably enraging, but nesta being punished for rhysand’s mistake, and cassian inflicting that punishment, is in my top three.

flopsand’s excuse for not telling feyre is to free her from stress, and yet he threatened to kill nesta for sharing information he had no right to withhold. i don’t know about you, but saying you’ll kill your pregnant wife’s sister is a pretty big stress factor.

now nesta’s having a panic attack, running around the streets of velaris, wrecked with guilt, and here comes cassian, swooping her up to take her to emerie’s shop in illyria so rhys doesn’t make good on his threat, right? wrong.

cass-the-ass takes nesta to the wilderness to hike, even after feyre told him to come back to velaris, (i can talk about how not a single member of the inner circle respects feyre as a friend or a high lady for ages, but let’s move on), and HERE’S THE KICKER, he considers it a punishment! he doesn’t acknowledge her beyond making sure she’s still behind him and making her climb mountains in harsh weather conditions, ALL WHILE FORCING HER TO CARRY THAT HEAVY ASS BACKPACK. and then this idiot is surprised when she finally breaks down??? kill me now.

[btsunyeondan]

for all rhys stans like to parrot “hE DiD iT tO pRoTeCt HeR” he has a shit track record considering she died both times💀