#florida speaks

[florida-official]

Yo

@floridaofficial

Howdy

[florida-official]

aye bro

I don't think you need this many signs...

one for every violation.... you're next

[florida-official]

I'm firing everyone responsible for naming hurricanes. Milton?? We could have done so much better

[florida-official]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gUElLMxsqlU?si=WJK71IoZbeCwN5k6

I'm taking the risk of being rickrolled what is this

HELLO???? okay yeah. sure why not.

[florida-official]

guys tell me why there are two turtles duking it out in my backyard. i had to genuinely dodge a gator coming home from the park lmao after the cranes losing their shit on me when i dared to touch grass i swear the everglades are after me

[florida-official]

Opinions on The Gulf?

it's the Gulf of Florida in case is anyone is wondering. It's mine. By the way.

[florida-official]

https://www-fox13news-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.fox13news.com/news/water-from-st-petes-famed-fountain-of-youth-contained-high-levels-of-lithium.amp?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17717994062587&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fox13news.com%2Fnews%2Fwater-from-st-petes-famed-fountain-of-youth-contained-high-levels-of-lithium

So yeah. Tampa Bay used to drug tourists (and locals).

gotta get the daily dose of microplastics in somehow

[florida-official]

My mom told me that apparently there used to be a fountain of youth tourist attraction not far from where we live but they have since found that the water had small amounts of the stuff that calms you.

It didn't make you younger. We were accidentally drugging the tourists.

Accidentally?