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I am not responsible legally for any damage caused by florida man
shit an intro post
uhh they/them for anything related to Florida or the mod ig legally I am not Florida, unfortunately, but this blog is run by a queer Floridian kid Go my gators!
florida-official.straw.page @floridaofficial <- My EVIL twin
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I'm taking the risk of being rickrolled what is this
HELLO???? okay yeah. sure why not.
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
Ew Fl*rida
I'll hit you with my estrogen beam TOO
DON’T YOU DISRESPECT MY FATHER LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO DRINK EVERY LAST DROP OF YOUR SPINAL FLUID
not your father for much longer. soon your mother.
i mean uh. straight people. cishet. yeah. normal shit. wooo uh... bible?
NEVER. GO MY CISHET WHITE FAMILY
@costa-rica-offical @evil-mindhive @cishet-white-males-wife-offical @burning-britain-official @gay-news-offical
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
@florida-official why
of COURSE theyre british..... I give it about three bald eagles until something explodes
What? That's not a time frame
fine. seven football fields
Only seconds are the metric system not anything longer
i see... 13 bags of tea
THAT'S NOT A MEASUREMENT OF TIME
HOW LONGDOES IT TAKE FOR 13 BAGS OF TEA TO STEEP
That's not English
but... you're England?
AND WHAT YOU SAID ISN'T ENGLISH
its.. AMERICAN !!!!!!!11!
Need to know for personal reasons, but is a bald eagle a valid unit of measurement
-@florida-official
…no because bald eagles come in all sorts of sizes? How are you even going to use it? Wingspan or head to tail?
american spirit. as a measurement of a time frame. trust.
…You’re making me more confused (⌒-⌒; )
I only know gators and school buses... Britain might win this one...
no. I agree it's a totally valid measurement completely definitely
YOU SEE MY VISION
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
Ew Fl*rida
I'll hit you with my estrogen beam TOO
DON’T YOU DISRESPECT MY FATHER LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO DRINK EVERY LAST DROP OF YOUR SPINAL FLUID
not your father for much longer. soon your mother.
i mean uh. straight people. cishet. yeah. normal shit. wooo uh... bible?
NEVER. GO MY CISHET WHITE FAMILY
@costa-rica-offical @evil-mindhive @cishet-white-males-wife-offical @burning-britain-official @gay-news-offical
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
@florida-official why
of COURSE theyre british..... I give it about three bald eagles until something explodes
What? That's not a time frame
fine. seven football fields
Only seconds are the metric system not anything longer
i see... 13 bags of tea
THAT'S NOT A MEASUREMENT OF TIME
HOW LONGDOES IT TAKE FOR 13 BAGS OF TEA TO STEEP
That's not English
but... you're England?
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
Ew Fl*rida
I'll hit you with my estrogen beam TOO
DON’T YOU DISRESPECT MY FATHER LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO DRINK EVERY LAST DROP OF YOUR SPINAL FLUID
not your father for much longer. soon your mother.
i mean uh. straight people. cishet. yeah. normal shit. wooo uh... bible?
NEVER. GO MY CISHET WHITE FAMILY
@costa-rica-offical @evil-mindhive @cishet-white-males-wife-offical @burning-britain-official @gay-news-offical
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
@florida-official why
of COURSE theyre british..... I give it about three bald eagles until something explodes
What? That's not a time frame
fine. seven football fields
Only seconds are the metric system not anything longer
i see... 13 bags of tea
THAT'S NOT A MEASUREMENT OF TIME
HOW LONGDOES IT TAKE FOR 13 BAGS OF TEA TO STEEP
Need to know for personal reasons, but is a bald eagle a valid unit of measurement
-@florida-official
…no because bald eagles come in all sorts of sizes? How are you even going to use it? Wingspan or head to tail?
american spirit. as a measurement of a time frame. trust.
…You’re making me more confused (⌒-⌒; )
I only know gators and school buses... Britain might win this one...
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
Ew Fl*rida
I'll hit you with my estrogen beam TOO
DON’T YOU DISRESPECT MY FATHER LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO DRINK EVERY LAST DROP OF YOUR SPINAL FLUID
not your father for much longer. soon your mother.
i mean uh. straight people. cishet. yeah. normal shit. wooo uh... bible?
NEVER. GO MY CISHET WHITE FAMILY
@costa-rica-offical @evil-mindhive @cishet-white-males-wife-offical @burning-britain-official @gay-news-offical
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
@florida-official why
of COURSE theyre british..... I give it about three bald eagles until something explodes
What? That's not a time frame
fine. seven football fields
Only seconds are the metric system not anything longer
i see... 13 bags of tea
Need to know for personal reasons, but is a bald eagle a valid unit of measurement
-@florida-official
…no because bald eagles come in all sorts of sizes? How are you even going to use it? Wingspan or head to tail?
american spirit. as a measurement of a time frame. trust.
Rb if you are in the officialverse
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
Ew Fl*rida
I'll hit you with my estrogen beam TOO
DON’T YOU DISRESPECT MY FATHER LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO DRINK EVERY LAST DROP OF YOUR SPINAL FLUID
not your father for much longer. soon your mother.
i mean uh. straight people. cishet. yeah. normal shit. wooo uh... bible?
NEVER. GO MY CISHET WHITE FAMILY
@costa-rica-offical @evil-mindhive @cishet-white-males-wife-offical @burning-britain-official @gay-news-offical
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
@florida-official why
of COURSE theyre british..... I give it about three bald eagles until something explodes
What? That's not a time frame
fine. seven football fields
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
Ew Fl*rida
I'll hit you with my estrogen beam TOO
DON’T YOU DISRESPECT MY FATHER LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO DRINK EVERY LAST DROP OF YOUR SPINAL FLUID
not your father for much longer. soon your mother.
i mean uh. straight people. cishet. yeah. normal shit. wooo uh... bible?
NEVER. GO MY CISHET WHITE FAMILY
@costa-rica-offical @evil-mindhive @cishet-white-males-wife-offical @burning-britain-official @gay-news-offical
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@florida-official why
of COURSE theyre british..... I give it about three bald eagles until something explodes
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
Ew Fl*rida
I'll hit you with my estrogen beam TOO
DON’T YOU DISRESPECT MY FATHER LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO DRINK EVERY LAST DROP OF YOUR SPINAL FLUID
not your father for much longer. soon your mother.
i mean uh. straight people. cishet. yeah. normal shit. wooo uh... bible?
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
whaaaaat no we'd never do that you're telling me you DON'T want to wrestle a gator like a MAN when your crocs aren't even in sports mode?
tempting, very tempting. But I’ll have you know my crocs are definitely in sport mode
You’re telling me this guy ain’t sporty?
... very.
but do you have gators?
fun fact! florida is the only place where both crocodiles AND alligators live together in the wild!
wowzers! But I don’t have a country I am a citizen of, I am just wherever white people are. The real cishet white male was the friends you made along the way
you should check out MURICA at the very least. i promise the tourist taxes of florida specifically will NOT leave you bankrupt.!
Reblog to hug prev
Please
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
Ew Fl*rida
I'll hit you with my estrogen beam TOO
Come to Florida we are normal I promise
@florida-official
why. For all I know, you could be one of them GAYS that are gonna jump me and forcibly inject me with estrogen until my balls shrivel up and bounce away. I’m not taking that chance. My balls will not bounce away on MY watch
whaaaaat no we'd never do that you're telling me you DON'T want to wrestle a gator like a MAN when your crocs aren't even in sports mode?
tempting, very tempting. But I’ll have you know my crocs are definitely in sport mode
You’re telling me this guy ain’t sporty?
... very.
but do you have gators?
fun fact! florida is the only place where both crocodiles AND alligators live together in the wild!
