#floridagoblin

[floridagoblin]

I understand some of you are wondering.... why I enjoy frog and egg

Well you see, I am egg.

Frog is yolk

Egg likes Yolk and that’s a goblin fact

[floridagoblin]

Remember kids

The birds are all assholes

Don’t be afraid to pet an alligator

And always leave a sacrifice of raw eggs for your local goblin

[floridagoblin]

Florida Goblin is here to tell you to eat a raw egg

Salmonella isn’t real and everyone who says it is is a fucking coward and just wants to keep you from the sweet golden center of these crunchy bois.